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Game of Zones Season 7 Trailer (Final Season)

The season is on hold, but Game Of Zones is coming back. The four-part series finale begins April 30. Watch the trailer for the final season. Subscribe: Follow on IG: Follow us on Twitter: Like us on Facebook: #GameOfZones #GoZ #GameOfZonesTrailer #GoZTrailer #GameOfZonesFinalSeason #GoZFinalSeason This is not just any battle. If we lose, our fanlings…

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This is not just any battle.

If we lose,

our fanlings will desert us,

and our society—

which is solely based on interest in basketball—

will crumble around us.

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72 Comments

  1. Duck Face

    April 30, 2020 at 12:52 am

    See you all tomorrow

  2. Shiny Hunter1234

    April 30, 2020 at 1:27 am

    So hyped right now only a couple more howers

  3. Antwaun Parkinson

    April 30, 2020 at 2:19 am

    it’s the 30th everyone

  4. Austin Parrish

    April 30, 2020 at 3:10 am

    What time it out

  5. Okay Daniel

    April 30, 2020 at 4:40 am

    Todayyyyyyyyyyy🥴

  6. kelvin akande

    April 30, 2020 at 4:42 am

    Petition to continue this series

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  7. Gerry-Jeraldson Jerrycan

    April 30, 2020 at 5:29 am

    WHERE IS IT? I’VE BEEN WAITING

  8. Aidan Patterson

    April 30, 2020 at 5:38 am

    If we raise enough money, will you continue the series?

  9. Sluzzie

    April 30, 2020 at 9:08 am

    Can’t wait for tonight

  10. Pickle Nickel

    April 30, 2020 at 9:09 am

    Today’s the day, 😳

  11. Julius Rackley

    April 30, 2020 at 9:09 am

    Today’s the day, 😳

  12. Tyson Heard

    April 30, 2020 at 9:53 am

    What is it going to start

  13. Tag Gaming

    April 30, 2020 at 9:53 am

    What is it going to start

  14. John carlo Llavor

    April 30, 2020 at 11:32 am

    This is it boiis! This is the day!

  15. B13 John carlo Llavor

    April 30, 2020 at 11:32 am

    This is it boiis! This is the day!

  16. Shreyas Saride

    April 30, 2020 at 11:42 am

    it’s april 30th and its not here

  17. Brady Cantu

    April 30, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    This needs to end in a plague (Corona)

  18. Achmad Syarief Hidayatullah Amiruddin

    April 30, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    This should be Called Game of Zones : The Last Dance

  19. Aazib ABDULLAH

    April 30, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    S7 EP1: The Mediadel

  20. DonovanMitchell ForMVPandUtahJazzin4InFinals

    April 30, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    Ok, this is the best season already, I saw Tacko

  21. D-Mitch THE GOAT

    April 30, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    Ok, this is the best season already, I saw Tacko

  22. Donovan Mitchell

    April 30, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    Ok, this is the best season already, I saw Tacko

  23. Fathimah Gianna’s Weather, EAS,and Aviation

    April 30, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    I SEE TACKO

  24. [Miss Shippy] FatimahGianna2

    April 30, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    I SEE TACKO

  25. [INACTIVE] FatimahGianna2

    April 30, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    I SEE TACKO

  26. BUЅᏆI Boy

    May 1, 2020 at 1:00 am

    What is the intro song called??

  27. BustiBoy

    May 1, 2020 at 1:00 am

    What is the intro song called??

  28. Austin Clay

    May 1, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    NOO I LOVE THIS SERIES

  29. Austin Klay

    May 1, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    NOO I LOVE THIS SERIES

  30. Unus Animate

    May 2, 2020 at 11:06 am

    What please dont end

  31. Pro Pro Gamer Gamer

    May 2, 2020 at 11:06 am

    What please dont end

  32. Jawad Sarip

    May 2, 2020 at 11:06 am

    What please dont end

  33. Destiny

    May 2, 2020 at 11:06 am

    What please dont end

  34. daniel paxton

    May 2, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    Dang I look forward to game of zones every year. F for respects boys.

  35. Habeev07

    May 3, 2020 at 2:56 am

    0:49 DAME is sitting in chair??!! The “Brotherhood With One Banner” stands united!!

  36. Mason Evans

    May 3, 2020 at 11:01 am

    I see u tako

  37. darrius williams

    May 3, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    Dont end it

  38. Carl The One

    May 7, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    2 episodes left

  39. DonovanMitchell ForMVPandUtahJazzin4InFinals

    May 7, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    I’m fine if they end this, as long as they make another NBA cartoon

  40. D-Mitch THE GOAT

    May 7, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    I’m fine if they end this, as long as they make another NBA cartoon

  41. Donovan Mitchell

    May 7, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    I’m fine if they end this, as long as they make another NBA cartoon

  42. John Carlo Nepomuceno

    May 8, 2020 at 8:01 am

    More seasons

  43. Well, Hello There

    May 8, 2020 at 8:01 am

    More seasons

  44. James O'Hehir

    May 8, 2020 at 10:20 am

    noooooo, this show can’t end :'((((

  45. Just a normal dude from A normal country

    May 8, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    maybe you guys just need a Break, If the reason is that nba is on break, then you all need a break too but don’t end this! pls

  46. Thomas Kakos

    May 11, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    Who is mad this is the finale seasons
    Hit this button if you are
    👇🏻

  47. kobe bryant

    May 12, 2020 at 10:59 am

    TACKO!!

  48. Titan Segundera 2.0

    May 20, 2020 at 9:04 am

    When will the final episode take place?

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    December 23, 2020 at 10:30 am

    U should make some this year with LaMelo

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Game of Zones Season 7 (FULL)

The entire seventh season of Game of Zones. MJ returns and a new GOAT is crowned in the final season. (@StateFarm) Subscribe: Follow on IG: Follow us on Twitter: Like us on Facebook:

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‘The GOAT’ | Game of Zones Series Finale S7E4

The battle between the Realm and the Dream Team has been decided, while the one true GOAT has been named. The epic conclusion of the series is here. (@StateFarm) Subscribe: Follow on IG: Follow us on Twitter: Like us on Facebook: Thank You Fanlings. #GameOfZones You want to prove you’re the GOAT? This is your…

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You want to prove you’re the GOAT?

This is your chance.

Yeah, yeah…no problem.

I mean, it’s just Michael Jordan, right?

We must destroy that which stands in our way.

The Mediadel.

Don’t show that kind of frustration

in front of Ser Jordan.

It’s like blood in the water.

Wait, what? I…

Cut away all your distractions.

Cut away self-doubt

and insecurity.

Once you have removed all

that does not serve you in battle,

you have found your Mamba form.

My fellow gods of tomorrow,

we are

the Dream Team’s nightmare!

Alright, Dream Team.

Welcome to my Eurostep!

Back screen! Back screen!

Where’s the foul? Where’s the foul?

James! You can’t flop!

Embiid’s having one of him lazy games.

Watch your back, Joel.

Do a 180! Do a 180!

Get that shit out of here!

Here we go, Process. Here we go!

How do you like the size of my hands?

Haha! Hey Larry, what do you think of this?

Wait, their big men…

they’re shooting threes!

Their big men are rangers!

I’m drowning in Ewing’s sweat!
I’m drowning in Ewing’s sweat!

Someone get Mullin!

Ayy! I’m White Walkin’ here!

A pass for you! A pass for you!

Watch Dell’s son!

Where’s the help?

Gobert, nice block!

Time for you to taste my invisible soup!

Are you seeing this?

This is the craziest battle I’ve ever seen!

Watch the Chainmail Man!

Who’s got the Chainmail Man?

My god, I’ve never seen so much strength!

Ref! Ref! His tunic’s untucked!

His tunic’s untucked!

You just got Processed.

This is for Toni Kukoc!

Ball don’t lie, bitch.

Watch Drexler! Watch Drexler!

Which one’s Drexler?

He’s like a…worse Jordan!

Watch Pippen!

Punch it! Punch it!

Chris, punch Pippen’s dong!

Ow.

Who’s on Jordan? Who’s got Jordan?

Touch his face, Rudy! Touch his face!

I touch his face!

YOU THINK THE PLAGUE BOTHERS ME?

HAHAHA!

He’s mine.

Oh LeBron, how I’ve waited for this…

Take it in.

Because this

is your LAST

LAST DANCE!

Good farmer!

Spare some wine for your GOAT?

Our goat don’t drink wine.

Heh.

I mean me.

King James.

The now undisputed greatest knight of all time.

Nah…

nobody’s better than Michael Jordan.

Well, uh,

you know, I defeated him.

Saved the Realm,

no big deal.

Heh. OK.

Is that LeBron James?

Sure is.

Well, what’s he want?

Just a little celebratory wine is all.

He says he’s better than Ser Jordan.

It’s true actually.

Oh, come on.

Jordan’s got six rings!

Yeah. Jordan’s a killer.

Never lost a Finals.

Says he beat him in some big battle.

OK, well, Jordan’s like 60,

so who gives a shit?

Well actually, he was in his prime

because he used magic Soul Box shards

on the Dream Team and…

Have you not heard of any of this?

No.

Well, check your highlight ravens.

Haven’t gotten any.

What about your local sports crier?

Nope.

No news or nothing.

Social media ravens have been down

for a while too.

Wait. So you’re telling me,

we just had the biggest, most epic battle

in the history of the Realm

and nobody heard about it?

Guess not.

What the–

Now THIS is great.

Finally we can just play basketball.

No blog boys around to criticize us.

We’ve got no haters in the stands.

Yeah…it’s um…

it’s nice.

A bit boring, though.

Realm officials?

Ugh.

Everyone, just be cool.

Kyrie started it!

Yeah this was ALL Kyrie.

I don’t even know these dudes.

LeBron?

What have you done!?

You saved the Realm.

I liberated it.

You didn’t have to burn it all down.

You’ve destroyed everything.

The stats. The history. The stories…

the gossip, the ignorant critiques,

the unfounded trade rumors.

After all I’ve done for you!

I finally beat Ser Jordan

and now there’s no Mediadel to talk about it!

Ah, so that’s what this is about?

That I’ve spoiled your coronation ceremony.

Don’t be fooled, Ser Anthony.

His whole selfless teammate act

is just that…

an act.

Behind those corny dad jokes

is an insatiable appetite for adoration.

Kyrie, you must understand that

with the Mediadel in shambles

there is nobody to generate interest in our battles.

Our ratings are dim.

Our economy is failing.

Every second a fanling isn’t obsessing on

Ben Simmons trade rumors

or RJ Barrett’s progress

is one they are spending exploring other passions

like science, philosophy,

or even worse,

spending time with their families.

What can I say?

I guess I ruined something else.

We’re going to have to

suspend you indefinitely for this.

But,

considering you are a star knight,

we would be willing to commute your sentence

if…

you and your crew of…

“grumpy boys”

agree to rebuild the Mediadel.

You’ve still got so much potential, Kyrie.

Don’t waste it sulking here in the dark.

Don’t tell me what to do.

I’m not your sidekick anymore.

Very well.

Burned down the Mediadel, eh?

What!? Hello?

I’ve burned a few things down in my day.

OK. Like what?

House Sixers.

Maester Hinkie?

How long have you been down here?

Oh, quite some time.

The only thing that sustains me is knowing that

somewhere, beyond those bars,

Joel Embiid,

Ben Simmons

and I assume Jayson Tatum

are now a dynasty.

Tell me,

how many championships have we won?

Um…

Oh, what I’d give

for the chance to show the world

I can do more than just burn things down.

Tell me about it.

Destruction is the easy part.

Any cynic can tear things down

and call themselves a genius,

but it takes a true visionary

to actually improve things,

to build a better world.

That’s the part

I was really looking forward to.

That’s the real challenge.

So now you want us to just rebuild this place?

What about your whole rant about haters?

I gotta say,

being in the dungeon for almost a day

really changed me.

I realized the haters are what fuel us.

Without conflict, there is no story.

And our Realm is as much about the stories

as the battles themselves.

OK, well…

also if we don’t rebuild this,

we won’t be rich anymore and

we’ll have to get real jobs.

-I’m in
-That sounds good
-Works for me
-You got it

So what do we do?

Russ, you throw up bricks from a distance.

Kevin, collect all your burners

and start repopulating the ravenry.

Draymond, you’re the guy

on the construction site that yells at everybody.

Jimmy,

you’re also that guy.

Boogie,

you’ll handle the engineering and blueprints.

Why me?

Because you’ve got vast experience with technicals.

Swamp Dragon,

you’ll be doing the welding.

And Melo,

you’re on the bench.

Oh, come on. I’m good again!

I gotta say, Kyrie,

I’m impressed.

This is a top-two Mediadel, all-time.

There’s one last thing to do.

All the books and histories of this Realm

were destroyed in the fire.

They must be rewritten.

Let the Truth fill these books.

Ladies and gentlemen of Balleros,

we are here to bestow upon King James

the most exalted title of

GOAT of GOATs.

For he hath led his knights to victory

against a foe once believed unbeatable,

the Dream Team.

In doing so

he defeated prime Michael Jordan,

earning him the title of

the greatest knight of all time.

Hashtag washed king, eh?

Thank you everyone,

but today isn’t really about me.

It’s about my teammates.

It’s about all the legends who came before me.

Of course the fanlings,

the Mediadel maesters

and the future GOATs who

may one day take this crown from me.

Thank you.

Corny!

Now, before we officially crown King James,

are there any objections?

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh…

Are we sure he’s better than Jordan?

I mean…

you could make the case…

LeBron got lucky, you know?

Hear hear!

Yeah, I mean, I was at the battle,

and don’t get me wrong.

LeBron was incredible.

But…

it was only one battle.

Best of seven?

I’m putting my money on Jordan.

What?

I don’t know.

I gotta disagree with you, Chuck.

I think now that these guys finally beat the Dream Team,

I think that’s all the evidence I need to say that

the GOAT…

it’s gotta be Tatum, right?

Right? It’s gotta be Jayson Tatum.

What? Jayson Tatum?

Has everyone gone mad?

Where’s Nick Wright?

Think the dragon got him.

Now hold on, everyone.

I am lucky enough to witness

King James’ greatness,

night in and night out.

What he does at his age

is truly unprecedented.

Thank you.

That being said…

What?

One could argue…

he’s not even the best knight on his own team.

Well, now hold on.

The numbers cannot be denied.

I have amassed the most points

of any knight in history.

Also, six rings.

Five more and you can talk, child.

I have 11 reasons why I am the GOAT.

I would kick LeBron’s ass!

THIS DEBATE IS OVER.

I. AM. THE. GOAT.

But let me ask you this.

What does the word GOAT mean to you, anyway?

-This should be good.
-Kyrie’s gonna throw someone under the bus!
-Everyone shush, I want to hear this!

What makes a GOAT?

Is it the rings?

Is it the stats?

Is it the style?

No.

It’s the story.

There’s nothing more powerful

than a good story.

And who has a better story…

than Paul Pierce?

What?

Paul Pierce not only has a championship ring,

and was a 10-time All-Star,

but he did it all

after being stabbed.

He once hit a game-winning bank shot

and when asked if he called ‘bank,’

he said ‘I called game.’

A crippled man

who became the most interesting

maester in the Mediadel

when he had the courage to say

he was better than Dwyane Wade.

He’s right!

Kyrie’s right about something!

That shot over Al Harrington was all-time!

To Paul Pierce,

the true GOAT!

PAUL PIERCE! PAUL PIERCE! PAUL PIERCE!

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‘The Long Episode’ | Game of Zones S7E3

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Ser Jordan and the entire Dream Team are back!

And they are going to destroy our realm

one house at a time.

Ser Jordan seeks to permanently end the debate,

to prove he is the GOAT of GOATs

It’s no use. There’s not a house in this realm

that could beat the Dream Team.

You’re right.

That’s why we’ve got to build one.

So, without further ado, I will announce

the members of the Super Super House

hereby known as the Knights of the Round Ball,

as selected by the Maesters of the Mediadel.

-Are you bloody serious? The Mediadel?
-What do they know?

So where is this big battle supposed to take place?

Tonight, we ride…

for Seatttle.

Men, our enemy doesn’t tire.

They don’t manage their loads.

Their fundamentals are perfect,

and they don’t get distracted
by social media ravens.

Expect relentless hand-checking

and ruthless physicality.

Not exactly your best pump-up speech there, Doc.

How much practice time do we have?

Our scouts say they’ll be here before dawn.

Ugh. Look at this roster.

They’re all masters of their positions.

So we go positionless. It’ll confuse them.

We’ve gonna have to be hyper efficient.

Attack the rim or stay back behind the arc.

Rangers, let ’em fly from deep early.

That’ll force them to respect our spacing.

Yes, I will hit them with a barrage of step backs.

And my passing ability will make them go

“WOW! I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS FROM A BIG MAN.”

And I’ll make sure to come up with some

wily bullshit that will get them technical fouls.

Right. You tell the refs the minute

you see one of their tunics come untucked.

We’ll need every edge

we can get against the Dream Team.

We could try going 2-3,

and force them into a long game of zones.

Nope, ’90s rules.

That would be illegal defense.

Crazy idea here, but uh,

we could go small.

Mike…no.

Look,

we have the talent,

we have the skills,

and we have the strategy.

But the reason I KNOW we will prevail

is that we’ve got…

the ultimate weapon.

Analytics?

No…

You.

Oh, yeah…

no, I’ve got this…

Go right for the heart.

You take Ser Jordan one-on-one

and push his ass around.

If he falls, they break.

You want to prove you’re the GOAT?

This is your chance.

Yeah…yeah…no problem.

I mean it’s just Michael Jordan, right?

You know that?

Will you excuse me for a second?

I actually have to

take my talents to the chamber pot…

thanks.

He’s got this.

Hello everyone.

Welcome to the first ever meeting of

the Order of the All-Seeing Eye.

Now, of course

by “eye,” I mean “me.”

I am all seeing.

In case you didn’t know, I’m a genius.

I invited you all here

not because we’re friends,

but because WE are part of a spiritual house,

one built around our

shared hatred of a common enemy.

Nik Stauskus.

-KAT!
-Playing defense!
-Balls!

Guys, no.

Steph Curry?

Kevin Durant.

No. Guys, no.

You’re all here as victims of great snubbery,

excluded from All-Realm teams,

harassed by ignorant ‘fanlings,’

chastised by analytics blog boys

living in their parents’ dungeons.

But let us wallow no longer

in the backcourt of despair,

for the shot clock on our slander nears zero.

I have a dream,

a vision of a Realm with no haters,

no ‘hot takes’

and no raven trolls

sowing the seeds of disunity.

A realm where we can just

play basketball in peace.

But first,

we must destroy that which stands in our way:

THE MEDIADEL!

Here here!

But isn’t the Mediadel too powerful?

What’s your plan, Kyrie?

He doesn’t need a plan, Draymond.

He’s an artist. He improvises.

I’m an artist, Kevin.

You never let me do what I want.

Yes I did.

I left that so you could

take whatever stupid shots you please.

This group is gonna destroy itself

before it destroys the Mediadel.

Well then we better get started.

Follow me.

He went to the bench feeling heated

Down from his post up high

Over the boos of the crowd and the whistles

They all heard his famous cry

You can get two shots

when a soft knight flops

But a ball will never lie

Poor Sheed can plead

while the refs plays deaf

That a ball will never lie

That was actually quite good, Dame.

Yeah, for a knight. Wow.

Yeah, for a musician…

it’s not great.

But for a knight… it’s pretty legit.

Now Oladipo…whew!

HE’S good for a bard.

Like, he’s legitimately good.

Indubitably. Oh my god,

when he played Thingithmagigith on The Masked Singer?

Oh my god, indubitably.

Oh, yeah yeah.

His voice is so good, it makes my arms blush.

Alllllright…

Well, if the Realm is ending tomorrow,

I’ve got some things to take care of.

James, you should get some rest.

Are you going to bed?

Uh, something like that.

What was that about?

He’s going to a brothel.

Snitch!

What it do?

James, uh, wait up. Wait up!

What in seven hells was that?

I’ll tell you.

Before Brooklyn,

House Nets hailed from Jersey,

but the fanlings were few,

so the Lords of House Nets attempted a rebrand.

They designed a new court,

new tunics, armor and…

a new mascot.

But some thought this new mascot was just

too cool.

That the realm wasn’t ready

for something so…

totally radical.

Swamp Dragons? That’s a myth.

Is this another one of your conspiracy theories?

See for yourself.

Hey, Kyrie! What’s up? You’re back!

Hey, you brought some cool dudes?

‘Sup, dudes?

I hear you guys want to totally wreck the media.

I’m down.

Don’t show that kind of frustration
in front of Ser Jordan.

It’s like blood in the water.

Oh. Looks like we’ve got a Jordan expert
over here, eh?

You could say that.

Kobe?

I figured I could be of some service.

Wait, you want to help us defeat Jordan?

But you’ve always worshiped him.

Aye.

He inspired me,

but I kneel to no man.

I serve the good of the Realm.

You must continue

to move the game forward, King James.

You are my legacy.

Those knights in there,

they are our legacy.

I sense doubt.

Look, I know I have the size,

the skill, the power, but…

this is Ser Jordan!

I mean, the guy scored 38 points in the Finals

when he had the PLAGUE!

Yes, he’s a killer.

And to defeat him,

one must become a killer.

Wait, what?

Cut away all your distractions.

Cut away self-doubt and insecurity.

Once you have removed

all that does not serve you in battle,

you have found your mamba form.

I’m sorry…

I don’t think I understand.

I’m saying…

you need to shave your head.

It’s a shame.

the world is going to end tomorrow,

and I don’t even know how it began.

I heard that our world was made when

the gods smashed two universes together.

That’s why it doesn’t make much sense, you know?

LeBron?

What happened to you?

So? What do you think?

Looks good.

Finally.

OK, phew!

Because I just shaved off

like forty thousand gold worth of hair potions.

What in the seven hells?

They’re here.

Halt!

Ser Jordan!

End this now before you embarrass yourself.

Wait, what are you all doing here?

It’s not safe.

It is now.

For House Sunkings will defend the realm.

What’s a Sun King?

We are a newly formed superhouse comprised of the

best knights from House Suns and House Kings.

Alone, we wallow in eternal mediocrity.

Maybe worse!

But together,

we stand toe-to-toe with anyone.

You should leave now, before it’s too late.

The Dream Team will be here any minute.

Well then…

Sun Kings! Ready yourselves.

Guys, guys. I can’t watch you get slaughtered.

Let me join you.

We don’t need you.

We have Deandre Ayton and uh…

who is the guy we took over Luka?

Jaren Jackson!

Marvin Bagley.

Marvin Bagley, yes!

Ugh.

Knuckleheads!

Sun Kings!

Flame your balls!

What?

I’m not gonna say it.

Sun Kings! ATTACK!

We don’t need Luka!

[Battle cries]

[Battle cries fade]

I don’t know anything about the Sun Kings,

but the Sun Kings in trouble.

Well,

there goes eight easy wins.

Yes.

I would absolutely take Jahlil Okafor over Ben Simmons.

Um…

Can we talk about how we’re being

attacked by Russell Westbrook right now?

Block the lanes!

Ha! Russ attacking the media?

What else is new?

Come on. He shoots twenty percent from the outside.

I wouldn’t be too concerned.

I don’t care about the numbers.

I mean, he’s got that killer instinct.

I want him taking the fi—

I told you!

The Swamp Dragon…

It lives.

IT LIVES!

Alright, I have a little pump-up speech I prepared.

You know?

Actually, guys, I would be selling you all short

if I read from this shit.

So I’m gonna go straight from the heart.

If you’re to believe the old heads,

our enemy hails

from an era far superior to our own.

They are slayers of giants,

ogres and dragons.

Untouchable.

Immortal!

They are the gods of this game.

And we should just

get on our knees and thank them

for the right to live in their shadow.

But against the hollow ghosts of the past,

the future is the eternal underdog.

Today,

we fight with the wind at our backs.

And those gusts howl

with the cries of

legendary knights, yet unborn.

Now I could go on,

but our generation

doesn’t have the attention span for that.

So let’s go out there,

and show them

what efficient basketball looks like!

MY FELLOW GODS OF TOMORROW,

WE ARE

THE DREAM TEAM’S

NIGHTMARE!

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