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The Mediadel | Game of Zones Season 7 Premiere

Dwyane Wade joins the media while a new threat surfaces in Milwaukee. Watch the first episode from the final season of Game of Zones. (@StateFarm ) Subscribe: Follow on IG: Follow us on Twitter: Like us on Facebook: #GameOfZones #GoZ When people ask you what happened here, tell them King James still rules the East.…



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When people ask you what happened here,

tell them King James still rules the East.

Also, tell them I’m better than Michael Jordan.

He said what?

Your generation is soft with your

load management and your analytics

and your AAU Superhouses.

The Gods of the game will not stand for this.

A reckoning is coming.

Hello old friend!

Ah, Ser Dwyane. Welcome to the Mediadel.

Thank you.

I’m so delighted to be teammates again.

Likewise. We need you.

We’re a man down without Chuck.

Wait, what? Where is Ser Charles?

He’s like the funniest guy on the sh-

…I mean…well,

Well, luckily I’m ready to go.

I’ve actually prepared a bit.

It’s called ‘Wade’s Grades.’ You see, it—

Woah woah, slow down, chief.

You can’t be on the show until you’ve earned your press pass.

Press pass? How do I get a press pass?

You audition.

An audition? I’m Dwyane Wade!

Don’t worry, they make it easy on ex-knights.

You just do a quick apprenticeship

and then present your findings to the other maesters.

You’ll be reporting on an injury.

Apprentice to Maester Marc Stein

in his investigation of an injury

to a horse?

Oh, I get it. You’re being funny.

Four full MCL tears.

Four full ACL tears.

Four full Achilles tears.

And a full neck tear.

Looks like the horse will be out…


So what happened?

Foul play?

My working theory is that

Robin Lopez mistook him for a mascot.

I’ve seen that mark before.

My squire season I think.

Yes, it’s hand-checking, no?


Don’t be silly, Dwyane. That was banned years ago.

What was this horse doing when it got hurt?

Horse things I assume.

Take this report to the ravenry.

Make haste. I don’t want to get scooped.

Um… ravenry… ravenry…

Oh! Um, excuse me, Maester Wind Horse.

Ah, Ser Dwyane.

I’m supposed to take this to the ravenry.

Do you know where that is?

I do. I’m going there now.


Poor thing.

Tell me about it.

A future Hall of Famer

serving as an errand boy to Marc Stein…

I meant the horse. Out indefinitely.

Seems he paid a heavy price for speaking ill of His Airness.

Where did you hear that?

My little birds are everywhere—

well…mostly around LeBron,

but some other places, too—

Have your little birds told you anything else about this horse?

I noticed a strange mark.

No. Since the horse injury,

my birds from Tor’Onto have become useless.

They’re just repeating the same things over and over.

What kind of things?

Oh, how knights these days are soft,

how the ’90s were the best,

how Ser Jordan is the GOAT.

Boring old man stuff, really.

Boring, eh?

Could it be related to the Soul Box?

Hm, I didn’t think to make that connection.

But then again, I don’t have your instincts.

I never played the game.

You never played?

No. Everything I learned about basketball, I learned…

in here.


So many books.

All the stories, records, recaps, box scores

and even memes.

They all live here.

We are this world’s memory, Dwyane.

Without us, the histories and legends of our Realm

would all vanish

like James Harden in a meaningful playoff game.

Some say if it’s not in here…it never happened.

Now if you’ll excuse me for one moment, Dwyane,

I need to grab a book.

Wait, I can’t come in?

I’m afraid this is very sensitive information.

Only Maesters with a press pass can enter.

Hello Dwyane.

Ser Paul.

There is no more Paul. There is only…

The Truth.


Now that I am in the media, I see all.

I know all…and yes,

I am better than you.


I have to go now.

Is he…?

All right, let’s go.

Well this looks like a nice place to have

a long-form, intimate conversation about basketball.

Ah yes, here is where we do our pondcasts.

Here we are.


Welcome to the ravenry.

This is where the Mediadel and fanlings connect,

or some say, even merge.

The network of platforms you see represents

the various localities that make up the greater ‘Social Mediadel,’

a never-ending conversation between fanlings,

scribes and knights.

You see, until very recently,

only those cloaked in Mediadel chains

could reach all corners of Balleros.

But no longer.

So, what do you have for me?

I have this injury report

I’d like to send out from Maester Stein. How do I—

Horse out indefinitely?

I broke that 10 minutes ago. Haha!

Wind Horse, what about you?

Another story about LeBron?

Those were different times.

THIS is a story about how Luka Doncic…

…is the next LeBron.

-This generation is soft!
-No fundamentals!
-Jordan is the GOAT!

Wind Horse, look!

Looks like it’s not just my ravens.

What in the Seven Hells is going on in Tor’Onto?

-Jordan is the GOAT!
-This generation is soft!

Well whatever it is, it seems to have spread.

Dwyane, we’ve got to get to Cream City!

I agree—oh wait.

My audition. It’s tomorrow night.

Don’t worry. I’ll get us there in no time.

For I am as fast…

as the wind.

You little mumblecrust,

I’ll rip your bloody antlers off!!

Robin, come on, bruv.

It’s supposed to be play wrestling, ya know?

This bastard tricked me

into signing a giant fake contract!

What the…

I ask that you bestow on me the gift of range.

Please, Jesus…



Come quick. We’re being attacked.

Is this some sort of scheduling mistake?

I didn’t think there was a battle today.

Wind Horse, look!

There’s Giannis.

This generation is soft.

Jordan is the GOAT.

LeBron is weak.

Dwyane. Get down.

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  1. Marcus Middleton

    May 3, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    This show has really grown on me. This one was the best one so far. Soooo many Easter eggs

  2. Khaizer Republic

    May 3, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    Just beautiful to watch. 📺 Greetings from the Philippines. 👋🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

  3. Joon Pak

    May 3, 2020 at 9:46 pm

    Good one!

  4. Vernon L

    May 3, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    shannon sharpe and skip bayless need to show up this season

  5. Will G

    May 3, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    Already better than got season 8

  6. shine 7

    May 3, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    I can die happy now

  7. Mic Jam

    May 3, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    3:50 I really miss The Spurs White Walkers

  8. Will Bing III

    May 3, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    MJ is the Night King 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  9. William Phinney

    May 3, 2020 at 10:05 pm

    Isiah Thomas be like; ” I should’ve been an ice zombie

  10. D Salcida

    May 3, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    Toronto shoulda been riding on Dragon’s (Kawhi and K-Low) Lighting up Golden State Warriors Oracle (king’s landing)…. Dropped the BALL on that shiet right there

  11. dps253

    May 3, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    Supervising Maester, Assignment, Assigned to
    Marc Stein, Investigation of an Injury to a Horse, Dwyane Wade
    Kirk Goldsberry, Heat Map Colorist, Channing Frye
    Jeff Van Gundy, Rant Transcriber, Drew Gooden
    Jalen Rose, Hairline Leveler, David Jacoby
    Kenny Smith, Board Eraser, Candace Parker
    Bill Walton, Herb Gardener, Matt Barnes
    Max Kellerman, Butt Corker, Adam Lefkoe
    Bill Simmons, Yes Man, Kevin O’Conor
    Tony Reali, Horn Polisher, Pablo Torre
    Stephen A. Smith, Thesarus Reseracher, Nick Wright
    Charles Barkley, Donut Courier

    Can anyone care to explain the humour in these assignments if any?

    • Forgiven Sinner

      May 3, 2020 at 10:11 pm

      The last two are — Jackson Hand Height Checker (Mark Jackson) and (unknown) Single Beer Server.

  12. Cuarcs Mentality

    May 3, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    Fuck paul

  13. UrijahJT

    May 3, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    At 0:30, yea the reckoning did happen 😭

  14. Jav Dilla

    May 3, 2020 at 10:24 pm

    I miss the nba

  15. Yashiya BanYahawadah

    May 3, 2020 at 10:31 pm

    Please Jesus……… Shuttlesworth!!!😂😂😂😂

  16. KOMPAS Phro

    May 3, 2020 at 10:42 pm


  17. Max Baker

    May 3, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    This is art

  18. reJYChoice

    May 3, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    please join us on our next “PONDCAST” feat D-Wade

  19. John Gedric Tudio

    May 3, 2020 at 10:51 pm

    B R I A N W I N D H O R S E

  20. Max Berglind

    May 3, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    0:47 that’s the horse from the magic

  21. Patrick Cranley

    May 3, 2020 at 11:09 pm

    i’m actually really excited for this

  22. melonjacuzzi

    May 3, 2020 at 11:13 pm

    Warning spoiler alert: they kill off a fan favorite character at 0:43

  23. Yo Certainly Straught

    May 3, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    If you cancel game of zones we will all unsubscribe and unfollow your pages this is all you’re good for
    who’s with me
    everyone like this so that bleacher report can see it

  24. Tyler Goh

    May 3, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    This series is so good it’s worth watching basketball just to enjoy this.

  25. Stoozdee

    May 3, 2020 at 11:22 pm


  26. Ptao Tom

    May 4, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    The podcast reference with Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson smoking out of pipes was 💪🏽.

  27. Jerod Myers

    May 4, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    The celtic porn was the best part.

  28. John Wick

    May 4, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    Celtics porn??

  29. Samuel Montilla

    May 4, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    Waoiooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  30. Running Man 7012

    May 4, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    How will Kobe fit in this now that he is gone.

  31. TVL Andrew

    May 4, 2020 at 7:38 pm

    I love this but they should put in ja morant

  32. Alvin K.

    May 4, 2020 at 8:06 pm


  33. Savage Opress

    May 4, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    Lmaaao all the titles of books in the restricted areas are hilarious 😂 and i would read every single one of them.

  34. sam Bequette

    May 4, 2020 at 8:15 pm

    The people who are saying that this generation is soft is literally beating a dead horse

  35. mikeydale007

    May 4, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    Oh god, I just noticed the KD ravens and Kendrick Perkins ravens fighting each other.

  36. Neville Strife

    May 4, 2020 at 8:41 pm

    Haha isaiah also wishing he was on this dream team LOL


    May 4, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    I wonder if they’ll honor Kobe :/

  38. Pow Pow

    May 4, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    Jordan is GOAT

  39. Magic Happens

    May 4, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    This show must be protected

  40. MafiosoLIVE

    May 4, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    Oh my God that was great.

  41. Seena Suresh

    May 4, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    I’m just waiting

  42. Matthews Hyper

    May 4, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    4:27 celtics porn…

  43. Ethan Ward

    May 4, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    There are some gems in the “Celtics Porn Section” 4:28

  44. A N

    May 4, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    You can make so much money by making this a real 30 min show on tv

  45. 1 1

    May 4, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    i would just like to say thank you for everyone investigating all the little things i didnt realize in this episode and the whole series

  46. Nd Jf

    May 4, 2020 at 10:47 pm

    This season is about to be 🔥

  47. Shady Rezeika

    May 4, 2020 at 10:54 pm

    Better then the last season of GOT.

  48. Sam T

    May 4, 2020 at 11:10 pm

    I thought the Spurs were the White Walkers?

    also _Game of Thrones_ season 8 SUCKED.

    also, what’s basketball?
    I don’t recall…

  49. simonrod90222

    May 4, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    All the real GOATS

  50. Karl Vincent Bou

    May 4, 2020 at 11:14 pm


  51. Adam Newell

    May 5, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    Shocked that The Alan Parsons Project song Sirius didn’t play at the end.

  52. Joseph Bradley

    May 5, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    celtics porn with the sock and the two girls 1 truth don’t cancel this please

  53. Luke Mite

    May 5, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    When will the next episode come out

  54. Aytee_ Art

    May 5, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    0:42 the Air Jordan man😭😭😂

  55. Quinton Clark

    May 5, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    Dream team vs Redeem Team

  56. M Ingham

    May 5, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    Champions? Already white walkers… Top in the east? already white walkers…. and they say there’s no media bias…

  57. domenic Walker

    May 5, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    Was it just me or did the guy with the helmet on the front of the video look just like Giannis antetokounmpo

  58. Jaxson Shoemaker

    May 5, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    4:22 Metta World Travel 😂😂😂
    Nice reference to Ron Artest changing his name again

  59. A B

    May 5, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    “Chris Broussard fiction” shelf on 4:18

  60. bruce lau

    May 5, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    How would we get more game of zones if THE nba is postponed ?

  61. Anti Aliens

    May 5, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    4:27 Bill Simmons and Celtics porn😂😂

  62. Tyler Harrig

    May 5, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    “Horse things I assume” 2:48 😂😂😂

  63. MARKin

    May 5, 2020 at 8:43 pm

    Show much great details in the books, shelves, boats tittles lol amazing!!!

  64. noobmaster69

    May 5, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    In the second episode maybe it starts with kobes death then the redeem team from 2008 getting back together, and ends with the reveal of a kobe who’s brought back and is like the dream team but helping the new players

  65. Oswaldcobblepot

    May 5, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    What does the horse tries to signifies

  66. Krihssy

    May 5, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    “ plague toxicology report” 🤣 4:45

  67. David Hoskins

    May 5, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    The thought process of this show goes way deep. Outstanding!!

  68. That Nigga Tomioka

    May 5, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    Why’d they do Fred like that and make him Holdor

  69. That Nigga Tomioka

    May 5, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    Oh God, they made Paul Pierce Bran Stark

    “There is no more Paul, there is only The Truth”

    Imagine if they made Bran Stark Ron Artest instead

  70. Michael Esparza

    May 5, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    So were all just gonna forget the SPURS are the whitewalkers? The writers would go forget to include them even as they were winning championships, the disrespect

  71. That Nigga Tomioka

    May 5, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    *”This generation is soft.”*

    *”Jordan is the goat.”*


  72. acoolswitt

    May 5, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    Who is the other statue next to Craig Sager at The Mediadel entrance?

  73. Chantz Kacey

    May 5, 2020 at 10:39 pm

    😆I love this show, the subtle references and detail is amazing and hilarious! That ending was fire, Jordan as the night king is perfect!!!

  74. Brian D

    May 5, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    They inserted more paralleled world building than Got did to ASOIAF. This is amazing

  75. NBA MX

    May 5, 2020 at 11:28 pm

    Derrick rose SAT answers💀💀

  76. Keen *

    May 6, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    BR, I can’t believe you guys are cancelling this. Obviously, you guys have considered how much of a mistake it would be, but even then I think you guys are missing out on a huge opportunity. Someone else is going to capitalize. Endless episodes can be written. NBA drama happening right now without the season happening. Please keep the show going guys.

  77. Victor Kononenko

    May 6, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Oh, they should mention that Isaiah is not on the dream team next episode rofl

  78. Iago Fernandes

    May 6, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    End of debate

  79. Lamont King

    May 6, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    Why u gotta cancel a hit series tho 😩🤦🏾‍♂️

  80. lesnikow

    May 6, 2020 at 1:11 pm


  81. sanoban

    May 6, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    Fucking brilliant as always!

  82. Gregory Cromer jr

    May 6, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    At 6:44 that shit was weird

  83. Gregory Cromer jr

    May 6, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    But ending is so cold 🥶 🙏🏾 lol

  84. Jet Black Storm

    May 6, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    Im excited and all but really? Not even a reference about Toronto winning the chip? Smh

    • Brent 4G

      May 6, 2020 at 3:28 pm

      Jet Black Storm they referenced it last episode

  85. John Handem Piette

    May 6, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Literally need to watch this 10 more times to get all the references! Based on this first episode they better win an Emmy!


    May 6, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Waiters trippingHaaahaaha.
    Paul Pierce Still Being A HATER!

  87. Von Viking

    May 6, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    Where is episode 2? We need that now!

  88. Jose Nell Andrew Tumulak

    May 6, 2020 at 4:21 pm


  89. eddievth goat

    May 6, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    It the dream team

  90. Wil voi

    May 6, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Letssss goooooo

  91. Stiko

    May 6, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    Είστε μεγάλα καΐδια, οι δημιουργοί του. Τέλειο!

  92. casper dillen

    May 6, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    super hoopers

  93. one shot

    May 6, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    Redeem team vs dream team

  94. Xskaliberr

    May 6, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    2:32 LMAOOO

  95. Chief

    May 6, 2020 at 8:33 pm

    *jordan is da goat*

  96. islandboy1492

    May 6, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    Please continue making show! It’s just too good!

  97. Sam Bowers

    May 6, 2020 at 8:50 pm

    Anyone else notice the Celtics porn at 4:28.

  98. Ballers Anonymous

    May 6, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    horse things I assume…

  99. jcb17

    May 6, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    Everybody paused at 4:46 ?

  100. Bryan Vaughn

    May 6, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    Awesome 👍

  101. Let’s go Pat’s 0

    May 7, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    His right this generation is soft this nba is full of adults crying for fouls 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

  102. YeeSoest

    May 7, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    Apprenticeships include Bill Walton’s Herb Gardener Matt Barnes and Max Kellerman needing a butt corker!

    The secret books contain “Actual Player Heights” and “the frozen envelope”, Thon Maker Age Theories and Plague Game Toxicology Report^^
    I’m in tears, guys!!!

  103. Shavoy Barrett

    May 7, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    can someone explain the horse reference

  104. Jon Hearth

    May 7, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    its funny even if you don’t follow GOT but its even funnier if you did watch then entire GOT Series lol

  105. MoKush 4Me

    May 7, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    Should have Isiah Thomas on here hating on the the Dream Team for not being put on the team😂

  106. Alexander Bautista

    May 7, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    “Arena’s crossbow incident” lmaoooo

  107. Fluffy Bunny

    May 7, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    Is the chopped up horse a Kobe reference?

  108. ali ali

    May 7, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    AAU does stink

  109. Cebo Khumalo

    May 7, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    This is amazing 🔥🔥😂😂

  110. Alexander Godzak

    May 7, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    The raptor marking on Giannis helmet is a nice touch

  111. Michael Houston

    May 7, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    Dream Team Reincarnated

  112. 6EQUJ5¿

    May 7, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    I don’t like yt new way of displaying the comment section

  113. Abhirup Mukherjee

    May 7, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    4:21 who else saw meta world travel

  114. 李允鎬

    May 7, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    “he was the funniest guy on the sh–“

  115. BRAWLIC215

    May 7, 2020 at 9:50 pm

    Dead @ undertaker eyes from the truth

  116. Nacho

    May 7, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    This show is pure genius.

  117. NBA MegaMaster

    May 7, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    4:27 peep the left side of the screen

  118. Penguin

    May 7, 2020 at 10:15 pm

    It needs to be said, if you pause at 4:26 it is the funniest thing ever 😂

  119. Ben Riseman

    May 7, 2020 at 10:19 pm

    Simmons, Jackie Mac, and KOC browsing Celtics porn killed me

  120. Rick James

    May 7, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE LAST SEASON. I dont even watch game of THRONES (not hating just haven’t) and I’m always interested every episode

  121. Familyfriend

    May 7, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    It’s funny how giannas got hacked in this video too 😂😂😂😂

  122. Rick James

    May 7, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    Always up to dste

  123. reverse kid

    May 7, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    “Celtics porn” i really felt that

  124. juanio

    May 7, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    Giannis absolutely is a throw back

  125. CHAI

    May 7, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    0:13 Dion Waiters high af

  126. JPK Clutch

    May 8, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 This show is epic. Definitely one of the best episodes.

  127. iiwill

    May 8, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    Canceling this show will be greatest mistake ever!!!

  128. Natron Means

    May 8, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Whosoever came up with this KUDOS!.. Funny Stuff 😏

  129. Transformers488

    May 8, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    Loool they got the crying Jordan meme and LeBron with the cigarette meme 😂😂 4:20

  130. YVUG jz

    May 8, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    I like this show

  131. Jermaine Burgess

    May 8, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    Hand checking 🤣

  132. Grimm LaStand

    May 8, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    Just a bunch scenes of Zombies speaking truth

  133. Maalik Gaskins

    May 8, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    They had a bookshelf named “Metta World Travel” lmfao.

  134. Jeff Aholics

    May 8, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    By far the best thing the Bleacher Report company ever did.

  135. Jordan Colon

    May 8, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    I said it once, I’ll say it again “comedic genius”

  136. T Dillinger

    May 8, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    Lebron is better then Jordan overrated ass

  137. Charley Dub

    May 8, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    i love this show please keep it please !!!!!!

  138. Stefan Trento

    May 8, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    Better than money heist

  139. Maudy

    May 8, 2020 at 7:40 pm

    “Please give me the gift of range” lol

  140. Kevin Liu

    May 8, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Why does bron not sound like but sound like bron at the same time

  141. Brook Lopez

    May 8, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    these writers are goood!

  142. Wayne Moore

    May 8, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    Do you think the creators of Game of Zones will ever include the WNBA?

  143. Anthony Miles

    May 8, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    This shit is funny as all hell!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  144. Wayne Moore

    May 8, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    This series writing is very creative (including the NBA Media), the animation gets better ever season, and Dwayne Wade reporting on a horse injury & Shitting Ravens is hilarious. However I wish the creators would include the WNBA. I know the Bleachers Report has Women’s basketball writers

  145. Deondre Clark

    May 8, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    Pause at 4:26

  146. H20nas

    May 8, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    Why’d they got to kill the Horse that does horse things.

  147. Chris Cintron

    May 8, 2020 at 9:53 pm

    2002 WCF report lmao

  148. Avocado11

    May 8, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    3:06 The Athletic kept behind its paywall.

  149. Coleman Jeter

    May 8, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    The attention to detail in this season is amazing like the podcasts and bill Simmons in the Celtics porn area as well as some of the titles of the books I’m amazed at the details

  150. Justin Riray

    May 8, 2020 at 11:15 pm

    7:56 lmfao that shit killed me when Jordan did the tongue out hahahahahaa this is gold.

  151. Michael Yee

    May 8, 2020 at 11:55 pm

    the restricted section! lmao

  152. Nathan Johnson

    May 9, 2020 at 12:38 am

    The “where the bodies are buried” book in the restricted section 😂😂😂😂

  153. Ben Jackson

    May 9, 2020 at 12:43 am

    2:33 “robin lopez took him for a mascot” 😂

  154. ZBT

    May 9, 2020 at 12:48 am

    Can’t help but think about Paul pierce “now that I’m in the media, I see all and know all” before his face going blank with what looked like a handler behind him? Seems like a cruel joke to those “in the know”

  155. ownedweezybaby

    May 9, 2020 at 1:20 am

    We need these to continue!! Don’t cancel these!

    • niduoe stre

      May 9, 2020 at 2:47 am

      Why does bron not sound like but sound like bron at the same time

  156. Zachary Young

    May 9, 2020 at 1:56 am

    Did you see the Klaw mark on his helmet? Toronto seems like Persia in 300

  157. Ludovico Corsini

    May 9, 2020 at 2:33 am

    Ill give it a 9/10

  158. niduoe stre

    May 9, 2020 at 2:46 am

    The “Pond-cast” 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

  159. bdon espinoza

    May 9, 2020 at 3:22 am

    “I ask that you bestow on me the gift of range, please, Jesus…Shuttlesworth.” LOL

  160. Itai Peer

    May 9, 2020 at 5:45 am

    better than season 7 & 8

  161. Stone Esoj

    May 9, 2020 at 5:50 am

    I just found this on episode 7. I’m going to take an unorthodox approach to watching this series. I love it already.

  162. Julian

    May 9, 2020 at 5:56 am

    The books in the restricted area XD “Arenas Crossbow Incident”…priceless 😀


    May 9, 2020 at 6:59 am

    Hahahha, Jordan is really invading this generation thru his last dance documentary., well played Game Of zones ,hahahh

  164. Albert Owusu-Konadu

    May 9, 2020 at 10:10 am

    That Harden blow too low 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  165. Snow Man

    May 9, 2020 at 10:47 am

    This episode was crazy.

  166. Grant

    May 9, 2020 at 11:53 am


  167. David Baylon

    May 9, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    hahaha funny how shaq reacting to how wade stated that Chuck was the funniest guy in the show 😝
    Like he doesn’t know 😋

  168. ibetudidit23

    May 9, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    Wait they not making any more of these?? Why???

  169. Michael Okoro

    May 9, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    Jordan being the night king is genius.

  170. Opacream

    May 9, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    “My working theory is that Robin Lopez mistook him for a mascot” is an underrated line

  171. TheVigorousWolf

    May 9, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    “There is no more Paul, there is only……..the truth.” 😂😂😂💀

  172. Dooky

    May 9, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    Wasn’t MJ an old Wizard in a Cave? How tf did he become younger and a white walker?

  173. André Sap

    May 9, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    This is much more well written than the actual Game of Thrones

  174. The Truth

    May 9, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    Well this generation is soft.. something Toronto got right lol

  175. MANKIND1979

    May 9, 2020 at 11:58 pm

    hahah how many of us have gone to basketball reference to win a argument !

  176. Toby Schneider

    May 10, 2020 at 12:12 am

    Old generation complaining about this new one saying we load management and stars teams up and then i watched the last dance. Same shit happened 20- 30 years ago.

  177. meachy

    May 10, 2020 at 2:59 am

    How to get Barkley back in shape? Weight Watchers… That’s a hard no. One word – – Soulbox….

    • Charming nowhere to hide

      May 10, 2020 at 2:32 pm

      That Harden blow too low 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  178. Alexander

    May 10, 2020 at 5:06 am

    1:16 Craig Seiger who’s the other statue?

  179. Drew Madison

    May 10, 2020 at 7:32 am

    I can’t believe they turned Paul into Bran lmao hahahaha

    • Charming nowhere to hide

      May 10, 2020 at 2:32 pm

      Hahahha, Jordan is really invading this generation thru his last dance documentary., well played Game Of zones ,hahahh

  180. Mike Clarke

    May 10, 2020 at 8:55 am

    Guess they had to change the script since the Spurs suck now.

  181. AssholusSupremis

    May 10, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    4:45 bottom left
    “Where the bodies are burried – By David Stern”

  182. George Travis

    May 10, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    What Does The Horse Represent

  183. jamieson collie

    May 10, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    somebody tell me who the horse represents

  184. Mantas t.

    May 10, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    How come i never saw this? It looks good i might watch every season

  185. Joshua Riston

    May 10, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    Jordan is the GOAT

  186. enocloke24

    May 10, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    How is this better than actual game of thrones tho

  187. pancon5

    May 10, 2020 at 6:51 pm


    The physical manifestation of bball-reference and Twitter (lots of bird poo there lol) were a sight to behold!

    Pondcasts? Hahaha

  188. Gamerboy 07

    May 10, 2020 at 8:23 pm

    If you cancel this show, atleast make a new one

  189. 09lowkey

    May 10, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    Jalen Rose with the “Hairline Level” on deck..
    Info on Carlos Boozer’s hair is top secret
    Paul Pierce > D.Wade, “There is no more Paul, there is only the Truth”
    Woj: “Horse out indefinitely? I broke that story 10 minutes ago. What about you, Windhorst, more news about Lebron?”
    Giannis: “I ask that you bestow upon me the gift of range, Oh Jesus… Shuttlesworth”

    D.Rose SAT Invoices… *chuckles… *tears up…

  190. Ede Sands

    May 10, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    The best show ..on the web thank you🙋

  191. Arjun Kulhans

    May 10, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    @bleacher report please don’t end this series

  192. Ethan Hall

    May 10, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    This horse is definitely taking an important role in the series

  193. E-Man5805

    May 10, 2020 at 11:57 pm

    Funny thing is, watching The Last Dance and being reminded of how Jordan used any and every slight to fuel him to dominate, he would totally resurrect his prime to challenge LeBron if such a method existed IRL.

    • bofooit gojo

      May 11, 2020 at 3:31 am

      4:45 bottom left “Where the bodies are burried – By David Stern”

  194. Custom-R

    May 11, 2020 at 12:07 am

    The Three Eyed Bird. Daaang

  195. Josh Fortune

    May 11, 2020 at 12:54 am

    “Horse things I assume” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • bofooit gojo

      May 11, 2020 at 3:30 am

      Guess they had to change the script since the Spurs suck now.

  196. D amaro

    May 11, 2020 at 2:10 am

    cancel this immediately, it is brainwashing with stupid bs that has nothing to do with what basketball is supposed to be about, like it always was before bron turned it into a circus

  197. At OBI's Gym

    May 11, 2020 at 3:03 am

    Tuned in this morning just to Listen to Yanni’s Prayer for Range from St Ray Allen

    • bofooit gojo

      May 11, 2020 at 7:35 pm

      How come i never saw this? It looks good i might watch every season

    • At OBI's Gym

      May 11, 2020 at 10:20 pm

      bofooit gojo
      You need to Bro

  198. Ant Williams

    May 11, 2020 at 3:20 am

    I can see why the dream team took Gannis….because he plays like a 90s player

    • bofooit gojo

      May 11, 2020 at 7:34 pm

      somebody tell me who the horse represents

    • BeastMode 21

      May 13, 2020 at 11:34 am

      @bofooit gojo Killing the messenger

  199. Nate Prod.

    May 11, 2020 at 6:23 am

    Who is the horse returning to?😶

  200. Ruthless Marmot

    May 11, 2020 at 10:35 am

    I know I seem like an idiot but who was the horse supposed to be?

  201. GotAL2Say

    May 11, 2020 at 11:36 am

    7:31 old heads lol

  202. Ishmael Moh

    May 11, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    Yo they did Paul pierce so wrong 🤣🤣🤣😂.
    Homeboys in a wheelchair from the 08 finals. Looool

  203. Hy Styles

    May 11, 2020 at 10:02 pm


  204. Alma S

    May 11, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    I look more forward to Game of Zones than the NBA playoffs

  205. Clive Warren

    May 11, 2020 at 10:34 pm

    Sadly I want to see Olajuwon

  206. Cameron Winnick

    May 12, 2020 at 2:23 am

    Shaq is the only one with his real voice

  207. jesse

    May 12, 2020 at 2:38 am

    stockton to malone pass was classic.

  208. Robbin Guirantes

    May 12, 2020 at 3:14 am

    S/o All the Smoke💪🏾

    • soinhu foitu

      May 12, 2020 at 1:43 pm

      Funny thing is, watching The Last Dance and being reminded of how Jordan used any and every slight to fuel him to dominate, he would totally resurrect his prime to challeng

  209. Joshua Burke

    May 12, 2020 at 9:11 am

    So this season not going to have raptors winning title? Lol

  210. Aiden Bipialaka

    May 12, 2020 at 10:05 am

    Basketball reference will always have everything basketball

  211. soinhu foitu

    May 12, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    giannis praying in front of ray allen statue for range was hilarious

  212. tupac shaqueer

    May 12, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Celtics porn haha

  213. Izaan Masud

    May 12, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    Game of zones makes watching the nba so much more fun

  214. doryn kankunda

    May 12, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Woj raven room 🗣i cannot breathe 😂😂👌🏾

  215. DeMoNzGeeKs

    May 12, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    That show is AMAZING !

    • DeMoNzGeeKs

      May 12, 2020 at 7:42 pm

      Giannis is officially the Jordan heir ah ah !

  216. God of Disco

    May 12, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    This generation is soft Jordan is the goat.

  217. Power Truck Sales

    May 13, 2020 at 2:16 am

    they must summon the spirit of the Black Mamba to win

  218. LuhaThegamer09 Agra

    May 13, 2020 at 4:23 am

    Who see Celtic porn

  219. John S

    May 13, 2020 at 4:36 am

    0:15 Dude

  220. infinity

    May 13, 2020 at 5:54 am

    This is amazing!

  221. Jarrett Shaw

    May 13, 2020 at 10:06 am

    Giannis and the Lopez twins are the least soft people innthe NBA.

  222. Aquarian Warrior

    May 13, 2020 at 8:33 pm

    Sir Shaq is reading A Compendium o f Recent Bloopers book ……
    “COM·PEN·DI·UM”: A collection of concise but detailed information about a particular subject…….😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  223. Jay Scarbrough

    May 14, 2020 at 8:30 am

    NO, not the Horse that does horse things.

  224. Daniel Taylor

    May 14, 2020 at 11:46 am

    Gordon Hayward destroying the soul box has had a huge effect lol. Goddamn.

  225. Daniel Taylor

    May 14, 2020 at 11:47 am

    Anybody else notice how the mediadel is full of shit?

  226. Lord 2wice

    May 14, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    James Soften would say it takes no skill making Game Of Zones to talk facts about me vanishing in the playoffs 😂

  227. Lavi Melchior

    May 14, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    This is the best show ever😂 who catched the Metta world travel?

  228. Cyril Jones

    May 14, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    That Paul Pierce scene fucked me up lmfao

  229. Yes Sirrr

    May 14, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    Giannis would posterize Jordan on every play

  230. packers fan

    May 14, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    Celtics porn😂😂


    May 14, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    “Gilbert Arenas crossbow incident”

  232. Korrag Prime

    May 14, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    this would be an epic videogame and Tv show little more action and less sarcasm and disrespect but dont stop with the references

  233. Kevin Garcia

    May 14, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    Makes perfect sense Jordan would be easily beaten by lebron/arya

  234. Omar Yaujar

    May 14, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Now is actually better than game of thrones

  235. Mikey LaFave

    May 14, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    It’s crazy how big of a difference in views between the football and basketball episodes

  236. Clickbait Jr

    May 14, 2020 at 5:46 pm

    4:29 damn shots fired

  237. Googler P D B

    May 14, 2020 at 6:08 pm

    Max Kellerman whats a “butt corker”?

  238. Respector of Women

    May 14, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    HGH line got me lmao

  239. Tom Bystander

    May 14, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    Giannis walked out and saw the dream team. Ask penny hardaway on the all the smoke podcast bout that team

  240. pyramid architect

    May 14, 2020 at 9:57 pm


  241. Basquiat

    May 14, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    Legend for this!!! 🤘🏾🤘🏾

  242. Adam Moody

    May 14, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    Please, Jesus…Shuttlesworth 🤣🤣🤣

  243. Dionis Dobrenji

    May 14, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    This is better than the actual one

  244. Luciano Lopez

    May 14, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    Please traducción en español

  245. ImHighlySuspect

    May 14, 2020 at 11:36 pm

    its so rad that Giannis has a raptor claw mark on his helmet, this show rocks, please do not cancel this :'(

  246. Reagan Wilson

    May 15, 2020 at 12:42 am

    Ravenry=Twitter. That’s gold Jerry!

  247. qbclay2

    May 15, 2020 at 1:23 am

    this show is insanely well thought out and executed….so much going on with every line, every environment, its too much to take in with one view!

  248. Wazzup Mananap

    May 15, 2020 at 1:47 am

    Please don’t let this be the end of the show. Add more season’s, we are enjoying every show.

  249. RamesesIII Bloodline

    May 15, 2020 at 3:10 am

    Can’t wait… beautiful thing my opinion…prime vs new prime… LeBron/Jordan… Kobe/Iverson

  250. Konnichi1 Lol

    May 15, 2020 at 4:42 am

    4:27 – celtics porn …da hek😂😂

  251. Kerim Metin

    May 15, 2020 at 9:41 am

    Fuck D. Wade

  252. EAGLE7500

    May 15, 2020 at 9:44 am

    “Like James Harden in a meaningful playoff game.” This why this show is the GOAT.

  253. jappaswat

    May 15, 2020 at 9:45 am

    Just the appearance of MJ is already the GOAT moment on GoZ

  254. SwayNBA17

    May 15, 2020 at 11:54 am

    Luk basketball reference

  255. Marcus C

    May 15, 2020 at 11:56 am

    Hit pause @4:44 and read some of the book titles in the restricted room. Lmao

  256. Clint Evans

    May 15, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    I ask that you bestow upon me the gift of range

  257. Barchok Kim

    May 15, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    “…without us, histories of legends of all realms would all vanish like James Harden in a meaningful playoff game” Why yo’all gotta disrespect Harden like that?

  258. Ina Chang

    May 15, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    “horse things”

  259. Ina Chang

    May 15, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    this show is too good to end

  260. Walker Pierce

    May 15, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    no they got giannis

  261. Actor Kris Mavericko

    May 15, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Totally love it!!!🤩
    2 things.
    1. Feedback: When Brian Windhorst is walking with D-Wade, every time his head turns, his hair parting alternates between left and right. No biggie though, just a distraction.

    2. I don’t get the dismembered horse issue at the beginning. Is there a reference/inside joke there? Lol.

    Everything else is awesome, esp Jordan’s scream at the end with the tongue out, lolzz
    Thanks, and a big fan of the show!

  262. Ashley

    May 15, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    I don’t even follow basketball and I am addicted to this!

  263. Neiman Simmons

    May 15, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    Meaningless like James harden in a playoff game !!

  264. gil levi

    May 15, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    Im a whitewalker all the way!!! Jordan is the 🐐, and lebum is an exceptional basketball player but he is just a choker and a loser

  265. Richard Jue

    May 15, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    Perfect that The Truth is the three eyed raven in a wheelchair 😂😂😂

  266. Slayzer

    May 15, 2020 at 11:48 pm

    Please do cancel this show, it is shit.

  267. SmllSlvrBck88

    May 16, 2020 at 1:23 am

    Yes this new gen of basketball is weak and thank goodness for Roma althat will eradicate this style and bring back the real game from the 80s/90s

  268. Bockchoy 86

    May 16, 2020 at 2:30 am

    Anyone notice that Vanvleet’s dead horse resembles MJ?

    • Bockchoy 86

      May 16, 2020 at 2:36 am

      “Celtics porn”

  269. Bockchoy 86

    May 16, 2020 at 2:34 am

    Look at the title of Shaq’s book

  270. Bockchoy 86

    May 16, 2020 at 2:37 am

    Kidd’s section is in chains lol

  271. Jackson Vogel

    May 16, 2020 at 6:47 am

    They needed Giannis on dream team 2, that makes a big difference.

  272. Lorenzo Gabriel Cabellon

    May 16, 2020 at 10:26 am

    I live, and die by this series

  273. M WIS

    May 16, 2020 at 11:16 am

    I’m really watching this like it’s a real show

  274. SC2point0

    May 16, 2020 at 10:36 pm

    The most brilliant thing I’ve seen in a while.

  275. SpecialmKay

    May 16, 2020 at 11:50 pm

    4:36 The Arcanaeum flashbacks ensue (,ಠಠ)┛彡┻━┻

  276. Gacha Movies

    May 17, 2020 at 9:55 am

    I’m getting curious when will they ever play a game of basketball in this series

  277. CHI- ONE

    May 17, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    I love basketball and Game Of Thrones. This is some creative stuff. Great job!!

  278. G H

    May 18, 2020 at 4:08 am

    Is the reference from the hype from the last dance?

  279. jayvee

    May 18, 2020 at 11:26 am

    So a retired Dwayne Wade is better than a rookie christian laetnerr? seems about right idk


    May 18, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    This should be in netflix


    May 18, 2020 at 11:43 pm

    LeBron is weak

  282. Just a thought

    May 19, 2020 at 12:06 am

    Simple concept brilliant execution I’m hooked


    May 19, 2020 at 7:22 am

    This show wouldn’t be the same if Kyle Lowry didn’t trade for the horse 😂

  284. GoodyGuns

    May 19, 2020 at 12:01 pm

    Pause 4:27

  285. stephenson aman

    May 19, 2020 at 12:10 pm


  286. Christian Estrada

    May 19, 2020 at 8:04 pm


  287. Derrell Oliver

    May 20, 2020 at 12:24 am

    when Jordan stuck out his tongue I got goosebumps

  288. Raul Reis

    May 20, 2020 at 5:35 am

    Paul Pierce in the weheelchair💀💀💀💀

  289. Sammy Mbaka

    May 20, 2020 at 9:46 am


  290. tyerell070992

    May 20, 2020 at 10:04 am


  291. yitzi bunick

    May 20, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    I’ve actually prepared a bit, its called “Wade’s Grades” 😂

  292. Thunder ZKing0

    May 20, 2020 at 8:53 pm

    Anyone else see the sign called celtics porn

  293. Zaraiz Khan

    May 20, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    thesaurus researcher LMFAOOOO

  294. JOHNNY Fisseha

    May 21, 2020 at 11:35 am

    Make a movie plz

  295. tpinkeez

    May 21, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    Arenas Crossbow Incident xDDD Im dead

  296. Mark Martir

    May 21, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    Yall can seriously suck on one at 4:30

  297. Andy Yang

    May 21, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    stephen a smith should have played an important role

  298. Dcthug

    May 21, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    Omg this shit is great!

  299. Raiden John

    May 21, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    Here is the list of books in the restricted area at 4:46

    Actual Players Heights
    The Frozen Envelope
    Derrick Rose SAT Invoices
    Steling’s Racist (i cannot see the rest)
    2002 WCF Report
    Thon Maker: Age Theories
    Operation Twin Switch(?) Ecsf 2017
    Where The Bodies are buried
    by: David Stern
    Plague game toxicology report (idk if this is hinting at Gobert or the “Flu” game of mj)
    Malice at the palace
    Jordan at Baseballeros
    Joe Smith: Secret Contracts
    The Decision Decision Cavs Plan at lottery (idk)
    The Donaghy Files

    Damn Bleacher Report

  300. Joao Bitencourt

    May 21, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    rip craig sager great touch

  301. Pickled Heart

    May 21, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    Lol anyone catch Bill Simmons and Kevin O’Connor?

  302. meddlingmage

    May 21, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    Man, you were inches away from the truth. To get the job, he basically had to say his kid is trans.

  303. Vyshakh Vathielil

    May 21, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    Longest I’ve seen D Wade in an episode haha, that Shaq voice was spot on though.

  304. Edgar Ornelas

    May 21, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    When Jordan stuck his tongue out 😂😂😭

  305. Akshat Saini

    May 21, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    “Celtics porn” book section had me dead

  306. jocriss

    May 22, 2020 at 1:01 am

    ‘Vanished like James Harden in a Playoff game’.

  307. Demarcus Cousins 3rd Cousin

    May 22, 2020 at 1:47 am

    Sir Paul in the WHEELCHAIR 😂😂😂😂

  308. Bonbonn Chan

    May 22, 2020 at 7:06 am

    Best show I have seen in along time

  309. Cameron Durham

    May 22, 2020 at 11:33 am

    So were just skipping over the Raptors winning the Championship?
    Screw Canada I guess

  310. D’Angelo

    May 22, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    The fact that idiots took the time to dislike this!

  311. Midwest Mall

    May 22, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    Larry Bird lol

  312. Midwest Mall

    May 22, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    ASU Super houses

  313. Midwest Mall

    May 22, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    Jordan virus 😂😂

  314. Paul Alesese

    May 22, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    “Jesus Shuttlesworth” 😂😂

  315. VPAstral

    May 23, 2020 at 3:25 am

    Who is the guy Larry Bird is threatening? I can’t tell from his number or face? This is really comedy gold in this times of lockdown.

    • Zach Zach Zach

      May 23, 2020 at 7:03 am

      dion waiters

  316. Jose Guzman

    May 23, 2020 at 7:37 am

    “This generation is soft, Jordan is the goat, Lebron is weak”

  317. Jimmy Lopez

    May 23, 2020 at 8:42 am

    Scal and Pierce…lmao

  318. Jimmy Jay

    May 23, 2020 at 8:42 am

    Scal and Pierce…lmao

  319. starkid20

    May 23, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    “my working theory is robin lopez took him for a mascot”

  320. Ali REN33

    May 23, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    “This generation soft”- Raven 2020 for POTUS

  321. Ax3 REN33

    May 23, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    “This generation soft”- Raven 2020 for POTUS

  322. sublime90

    May 23, 2020 at 10:24 pm

    wind horse lol

  323. Leonard Jackson

    May 24, 2020 at 12:55 am

    Why they do James Harden like that 🤣🤣🤣

  324. brizclark1

    May 24, 2020 at 3:48 am

    Pondcast?! 😂😂😂 I love this show

  325. test channel

    May 24, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    Surely they where kind on Windhorst when it comes to the bmi levels

  326. J de B

    May 24, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    Surely they where kind on Windhorst when it comes to the bmi levels

  327. KDen ShowEm

    May 24, 2020 at 8:47 pm

    “All vanish like James Harden in a meaningful playoff game” *LMAO*

  328. Ariel Muya

    May 24, 2020 at 9:26 pm


  329. Richard Ge

    May 25, 2020 at 8:34 am

    In the memes section there is a crying Jordan face on the wall

  330. Nbalive207

    May 25, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    4:27 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

  331. maysworldwide

    May 26, 2020 at 10:18 am

    Dam I just watched the series finale 😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭 why lord ….do a Netflix show with the office theme

  332. Jaystacks916

    May 26, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    Windhorst Wbu, another story about LeBron???
    These are different times, this is a story about how luka doncic… the next LeBron 😂😂

  333. Nuff916Said

    May 26, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    Windhorst Wbu, another story about LeBron???
    These are different times, this is a story about how luka doncic… the next LeBron 😂😂

  334. Jimmy Winskowski

    May 27, 2020 at 3:29 am

    My little birds are everywhere…mostly around LeBron…but some other places, too LOL

  335. Yuvraj Johal

    May 27, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Thumbs up for a petition to not end the game of zones series

  336. Der Rick

    May 27, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    Now when I rewatch I hear hooves and extra steps when Brian walks

  337. Samuel Hu

    May 28, 2020 at 1:19 am


  338. Doc Holliday

    May 28, 2020 at 11:55 am

    Man I love this stuff!

  339. Jey Jordan

    May 29, 2020 at 3:27 am

    Man this is too funny!!

  340. Olayemi Ige

    May 29, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    Jordan’s roar💀😂

  341. L-e-gendary

    May 29, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    Horace Grant as a Horse lol

  342. siwoo Kim

    June 6, 2020 at 7:20 am

    Paul pierce is the goat

    • siwoo Kim

      June 6, 2020 at 7:21 am

      therefore he is better than wade

  343. jamaicangirl2000

    June 8, 2020 at 11:49 pm

    I really like these videos.

  344. Chris

    June 11, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    These are too clever 🤣

  345. Chyson Branthony

    June 14, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    There is no more Paul…there is only…the truth..

  346. Peace Chap

    June 14, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    There is no more Paul…there is only…the truth..

  347. Ich

    June 15, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    7:31 I thought he said „ Troydan is the GOAT“😂

  348. jin kim

    June 25, 2020 at 1:56 am

    Its wierd to see wade, one of the greatests to ever play the game to be scared

  349. Love sucking Candy

    July 8, 2020 at 8:12 am

    funny, subscribe bro 🙂

  350. Love sucking Candy

    July 8, 2020 at 9:14 am

    i’m bored, bro 🍬 💐 🍇 🐴 🌨

  351. Love sucking Candy

    July 8, 2020 at 11:47 am

    not cool 💅

  352. David Blank

    July 15, 2020 at 2:55 pm


  353. David Wolf Prime

    July 18, 2020 at 9:31 am

    The Paul pierce in a wheelchair 🤣🤣🤣

  354. SaltyPhatom

    July 18, 2020 at 9:31 am

    The Paul pierce in a wheelchair 🤣🤣🤣

  355. Jonix Gomix

    August 11, 2020 at 6:33 am

    “Cross-bow incident” seems like the book for gilber arenas :/

  356. Sheeez

    August 11, 2020 at 6:33 am

    “Cross-bow incident” seems like the book for gilber arenas :/

  357. Ramzeis777

    August 20, 2020 at 12:50 am

    How is this only getting recommended to me now. It’s brilliant.

  358. L Jj

    August 28, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    God this was funny dramatic and scary. It was perfect.

  359. tracy burkhard

    September 2, 2020 at 4:44 am

    last christmas

  360. jeffrey bugarin

    September 14, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    Best episode

  361. floria Julvécourt

    September 18, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    love me like you do

  362. amilcar barreto

    September 18, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    mac lethal

  363. Joe Kim

    October 2, 2020 at 10:22 am

    Its wierd to see wade, one of the greatest, to be scared of other players

  364. Cinico sorete

    October 9, 2020 at 10:26 am


  365. grizzly Xu

    October 27, 2020 at 10:54 am

    The last dance

  366. Nikolaos Kouvatsos

    October 31, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    7:50 Goosebumps

  367. jacara jackson

    November 6, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    devil trigger

  368. Siddhant Andhale

    November 7, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    Mj is The Goat bitches I know this Show creators are bronsexuals And hate MJevery episode showing that lame king calling himself goat A GOAT will never say he is The GOAT bronsexuals 😅😁😁🙂

  369. khuzwayo mbawa

    December 7, 2020 at 8:25 am

    Lol theses are classic

  370. Kavali'A1

    December 7, 2020 at 8:25 am

    Lol theses are classic

  371. The Moneyman

    December 17, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    To think this was 7 months ago

  372. Hari Krishnan

    January 1, 2021 at 4:43 am

    The TRUTH!

  373. Pacan01

    January 12, 2021 at 9:42 pm

    Kevin O’Connor as Bill Simmons yes man LOL

  374. StreekGeek 007

    January 16, 2021 at 11:41 am

    Need That New Game Of Zones ASAP💛💜🔥🔥👈🏾🏆🏆💍💍🤞🏽

  375. DOPENESS 1K

    January 16, 2021 at 11:41 am

    Need That New Game Of Zones ASAP💛💜🔥🔥👈🏾🏆🏆💍💍🤞🏽

  376. Cool Unknown

    February 3, 2021 at 1:56 pm

    There’s a book in the sensitive information section called “Derrick Rose SAT Invoices” 🤣🤣

  377. Ricky GS97

    April 14, 2021 at 11:39 am

    The Paul pierce bit is the best one you guys have done. Brilliant 👍

  378. Daniel Schwenkler

    May 14, 2021 at 1:45 pm

    the reckoning has come

  379. spartanB0292

    May 29, 2021 at 2:53 am

    I love how artists worked on the pond scene probably for hours, all for a podcast joke

  380. Dave Trachtenberg

    June 4, 2021 at 7:26 pm

    “Chris Broussard fiction” and “Bill Simmons ‘Yes man'” is priceless lol.

  381. Stephen Curry Archive

    June 23, 2021 at 4:46 am

    Jesus Shuttleworth is a reference to He Got Game

  382. Chris Smith

    July 21, 2021 at 5:57 am

    Giannis does speak facts facts and more facts

  383. seth neil

    July 21, 2021 at 7:00 am

    Giannis is the GOAT Lebron is Weak plus this generation is soft and the bucks wins in 6

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You want to prove you’re the GOAT?

This is your chance.

Yeah, yeah…no problem.

I mean, it’s just Michael Jordan, right?

We must destroy that which stands in our way.

The Mediadel.

Don’t show that kind of frustration

in front of Ser Jordan.

It’s like blood in the water.

Wait, what? I…

Cut away all your distractions.

Cut away self-doubt

and insecurity.

Once you have removed all

that does not serve you in battle,

you have found your Mamba form.

My fellow gods of tomorrow,

we are

the Dream Team’s nightmare!

Alright, Dream Team.

Welcome to my Eurostep!

Back screen! Back screen!

Where’s the foul? Where’s the foul?

James! You can’t flop!

Embiid’s having one of him lazy games.

Watch your back, Joel.

Do a 180! Do a 180!

Get that shit out of here!

Here we go, Process. Here we go!

How do you like the size of my hands?

Haha! Hey Larry, what do you think of this?

Wait, their big men…

they’re shooting threes!

Their big men are rangers!

I’m drowning in Ewing’s sweat!
I’m drowning in Ewing’s sweat!

Someone get Mullin!

Ayy! I’m White Walkin’ here!

A pass for you! A pass for you!

Watch Dell’s son!

Where’s the help?

Gobert, nice block!

Time for you to taste my invisible soup!

Are you seeing this?

This is the craziest battle I’ve ever seen!

Watch the Chainmail Man!

Who’s got the Chainmail Man?

My god, I’ve never seen so much strength!

Ref! Ref! His tunic’s untucked!

His tunic’s untucked!

You just got Processed.

This is for Toni Kukoc!

Ball don’t lie, bitch.

Watch Drexler! Watch Drexler!

Which one’s Drexler?

He’s like a…worse Jordan!

Watch Pippen!

Punch it! Punch it!

Chris, punch Pippen’s dong!


Who’s on Jordan? Who’s got Jordan?

Touch his face, Rudy! Touch his face!

I touch his face!



He’s mine.

Oh LeBron, how I’ve waited for this…

Take it in.

Because this

is your LAST


Good farmer!

Spare some wine for your GOAT?

Our goat don’t drink wine.


I mean me.

King James.

The now undisputed greatest knight of all time.


nobody’s better than Michael Jordan.

Well, uh,

you know, I defeated him.

Saved the Realm,

no big deal.

Heh. OK.

Is that LeBron James?

Sure is.

Well, what’s he want?

Just a little celebratory wine is all.

He says he’s better than Ser Jordan.

It’s true actually.

Oh, come on.

Jordan’s got six rings!

Yeah. Jordan’s a killer.

Never lost a Finals.

Says he beat him in some big battle.

OK, well, Jordan’s like 60,

so who gives a shit?

Well actually, he was in his prime

because he used magic Soul Box shards

on the Dream Team and…

Have you not heard of any of this?


Well, check your highlight ravens.

Haven’t gotten any.

What about your local sports crier?


No news or nothing.

Social media ravens have been down

for a while too.

Wait. So you’re telling me,

we just had the biggest, most epic battle

in the history of the Realm

and nobody heard about it?

Guess not.

What the–

Now THIS is great.

Finally we can just play basketball.

No blog boys around to criticize us.

We’ve got no haters in the stands.

Yeah…it’s um…

it’s nice.

A bit boring, though.

Realm officials?


Everyone, just be cool.

Kyrie started it!

Yeah this was ALL Kyrie.

I don’t even know these dudes.


What have you done!?

You saved the Realm.

I liberated it.

You didn’t have to burn it all down.

You’ve destroyed everything.

The stats. The history. The stories…

the gossip, the ignorant critiques,

the unfounded trade rumors.

After all I’ve done for you!

I finally beat Ser Jordan

and now there’s no Mediadel to talk about it!

Ah, so that’s what this is about?

That I’ve spoiled your coronation ceremony.

Don’t be fooled, Ser Anthony.

His whole selfless teammate act

is just that…

an act.

Behind those corny dad jokes

is an insatiable appetite for adoration.

Kyrie, you must understand that

with the Mediadel in shambles

there is nobody to generate interest in our battles.

Our ratings are dim.

Our economy is failing.

Every second a fanling isn’t obsessing on

Ben Simmons trade rumors

or RJ Barrett’s progress

is one they are spending exploring other passions

like science, philosophy,

or even worse,

spending time with their families.

What can I say?

I guess I ruined something else.

We’re going to have to

suspend you indefinitely for this.


considering you are a star knight,

we would be willing to commute your sentence


you and your crew of…

“grumpy boys”

agree to rebuild the Mediadel.

You’ve still got so much potential, Kyrie.

Don’t waste it sulking here in the dark.

Don’t tell me what to do.

I’m not your sidekick anymore.

Very well.

Burned down the Mediadel, eh?

What!? Hello?

I’ve burned a few things down in my day.

OK. Like what?

House Sixers.

Maester Hinkie?

How long have you been down here?

Oh, quite some time.

The only thing that sustains me is knowing that

somewhere, beyond those bars,

Joel Embiid,

Ben Simmons

and I assume Jayson Tatum

are now a dynasty.

Tell me,

how many championships have we won?


Oh, what I’d give

for the chance to show the world

I can do more than just burn things down.

Tell me about it.

Destruction is the easy part.

Any cynic can tear things down

and call themselves a genius,

but it takes a true visionary

to actually improve things,

to build a better world.

That’s the part

I was really looking forward to.

That’s the real challenge.

So now you want us to just rebuild this place?

What about your whole rant about haters?

I gotta say,

being in the dungeon for almost a day

really changed me.

I realized the haters are what fuel us.

Without conflict, there is no story.

And our Realm is as much about the stories

as the battles themselves.

OK, well…

also if we don’t rebuild this,

we won’t be rich anymore and

we’ll have to get real jobs.

-I’m in
-That sounds good
-Works for me
-You got it

So what do we do?

Russ, you throw up bricks from a distance.

Kevin, collect all your burners

and start repopulating the ravenry.

Draymond, you’re the guy

on the construction site that yells at everybody.


you’re also that guy.


you’ll handle the engineering and blueprints.

Why me?

Because you’ve got vast experience with technicals.

Swamp Dragon,

you’ll be doing the welding.

And Melo,

you’re on the bench.

Oh, come on. I’m good again!

I gotta say, Kyrie,

I’m impressed.

This is a top-two Mediadel, all-time.

There’s one last thing to do.

All the books and histories of this Realm

were destroyed in the fire.

They must be rewritten.

Let the Truth fill these books.

Ladies and gentlemen of Balleros,

we are here to bestow upon King James

the most exalted title of


For he hath led his knights to victory

against a foe once believed unbeatable,

the Dream Team.

In doing so

he defeated prime Michael Jordan,

earning him the title of

the greatest knight of all time.

Hashtag washed king, eh?

Thank you everyone,

but today isn’t really about me.

It’s about my teammates.

It’s about all the legends who came before me.

Of course the fanlings,

the Mediadel maesters

and the future GOATs who

may one day take this crown from me.

Thank you.


Now, before we officially crown King James,

are there any objections?


Are we sure he’s better than Jordan?

I mean…

you could make the case…

LeBron got lucky, you know?

Hear hear!

Yeah, I mean, I was at the battle,

and don’t get me wrong.

LeBron was incredible.


it was only one battle.

Best of seven?

I’m putting my money on Jordan.


I don’t know.

I gotta disagree with you, Chuck.

I think now that these guys finally beat the Dream Team,

I think that’s all the evidence I need to say that

the GOAT…

it’s gotta be Tatum, right?

Right? It’s gotta be Jayson Tatum.

What? Jayson Tatum?

Has everyone gone mad?

Where’s Nick Wright?

Think the dragon got him.

Now hold on, everyone.

I am lucky enough to witness

King James’ greatness,

night in and night out.

What he does at his age

is truly unprecedented.

Thank you.

That being said…


One could argue…

he’s not even the best knight on his own team.

Well, now hold on.

The numbers cannot be denied.

I have amassed the most points

of any knight in history.

Also, six rings.

Five more and you can talk, child.

I have 11 reasons why I am the GOAT.

I would kick LeBron’s ass!



But let me ask you this.

What does the word GOAT mean to you, anyway?

-This should be good.
-Kyrie’s gonna throw someone under the bus!
-Everyone shush, I want to hear this!

What makes a GOAT?

Is it the rings?

Is it the stats?

Is it the style?


It’s the story.

There’s nothing more powerful

than a good story.

And who has a better story…

than Paul Pierce?


Paul Pierce not only has a championship ring,

and was a 10-time All-Star,

but he did it all

after being stabbed.

He once hit a game-winning bank shot

and when asked if he called ‘bank,’

he said ‘I called game.’

A crippled man

who became the most interesting

maester in the Mediadel

when he had the courage to say

he was better than Dwyane Wade.

He’s right!

Kyrie’s right about something!

That shot over Al Harrington was all-time!

To Paul Pierce,

the true GOAT!


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Ser Jordan and the entire Dream Team are back!

And they are going to destroy our realm

one house at a time.

Ser Jordan seeks to permanently end the debate,

to prove he is the GOAT of GOATs

It’s no use. There’s not a house in this realm

that could beat the Dream Team.

You’re right.

That’s why we’ve got to build one.

So, without further ado, I will announce

the members of the Super Super House

hereby known as the Knights of the Round Ball,

as selected by the Maesters of the Mediadel.

-Are you bloody serious? The Mediadel?
-What do they know?

So where is this big battle supposed to take place?

Tonight, we ride…

for Seatttle.

Men, our enemy doesn’t tire.

They don’t manage their loads.

Their fundamentals are perfect,

and they don’t get distracted
by social media ravens.

Expect relentless hand-checking

and ruthless physicality.

Not exactly your best pump-up speech there, Doc.

How much practice time do we have?

Our scouts say they’ll be here before dawn.

Ugh. Look at this roster.

They’re all masters of their positions.

So we go positionless. It’ll confuse them.

We’ve gonna have to be hyper efficient.

Attack the rim or stay back behind the arc.

Rangers, let ’em fly from deep early.

That’ll force them to respect our spacing.

Yes, I will hit them with a barrage of step backs.

And my passing ability will make them go


And I’ll make sure to come up with some

wily bullshit that will get them technical fouls.

Right. You tell the refs the minute

you see one of their tunics come untucked.

We’ll need every edge

we can get against the Dream Team.

We could try going 2-3,

and force them into a long game of zones.

Nope, ’90s rules.

That would be illegal defense.

Crazy idea here, but uh,

we could go small.



we have the talent,

we have the skills,

and we have the strategy.

But the reason I KNOW we will prevail

is that we’ve got…

the ultimate weapon.




Oh, yeah…

no, I’ve got this…

Go right for the heart.

You take Ser Jordan one-on-one

and push his ass around.

If he falls, they break.

You want to prove you’re the GOAT?

This is your chance.

Yeah…yeah…no problem.

I mean it’s just Michael Jordan, right?

You know that?

Will you excuse me for a second?

I actually have to

take my talents to the chamber pot…


He’s got this.

Hello everyone.

Welcome to the first ever meeting of

the Order of the All-Seeing Eye.

Now, of course

by “eye,” I mean “me.”

I am all seeing.

In case you didn’t know, I’m a genius.

I invited you all here

not because we’re friends,

but because WE are part of a spiritual house,

one built around our

shared hatred of a common enemy.

Nik Stauskus.

-Playing defense!

Guys, no.

Steph Curry?

Kevin Durant.

No. Guys, no.

You’re all here as victims of great snubbery,

excluded from All-Realm teams,

harassed by ignorant ‘fanlings,’

chastised by analytics blog boys

living in their parents’ dungeons.

But let us wallow no longer

in the backcourt of despair,

for the shot clock on our slander nears zero.

I have a dream,

a vision of a Realm with no haters,

no ‘hot takes’

and no raven trolls

sowing the seeds of disunity.

A realm where we can just

play basketball in peace.

But first,

we must destroy that which stands in our way:


Here here!

But isn’t the Mediadel too powerful?

What’s your plan, Kyrie?

He doesn’t need a plan, Draymond.

He’s an artist. He improvises.

I’m an artist, Kevin.

You never let me do what I want.

Yes I did.

I left that so you could

take whatever stupid shots you please.

This group is gonna destroy itself

before it destroys the Mediadel.

Well then we better get started.

Follow me.

He went to the bench feeling heated

Down from his post up high

Over the boos of the crowd and the whistles

They all heard his famous cry

You can get two shots

when a soft knight flops

But a ball will never lie

Poor Sheed can plead

while the refs plays deaf

That a ball will never lie

That was actually quite good, Dame.

Yeah, for a knight. Wow.

Yeah, for a musician…

it’s not great.

But for a knight… it’s pretty legit.

Now Oladipo…whew!

HE’S good for a bard.

Like, he’s legitimately good.

Indubitably. Oh my god,

when he played Thingithmagigith on The Masked Singer?

Oh my god, indubitably.

Oh, yeah yeah.

His voice is so good, it makes my arms blush.


Well, if the Realm is ending tomorrow,

I’ve got some things to take care of.

James, you should get some rest.

Are you going to bed?

Uh, something like that.

What was that about?

He’s going to a brothel.


What it do?

James, uh, wait up. Wait up!

What in seven hells was that?

I’ll tell you.

Before Brooklyn,

House Nets hailed from Jersey,

but the fanlings were few,

so the Lords of House Nets attempted a rebrand.

They designed a new court,

new tunics, armor and…

a new mascot.

But some thought this new mascot was just

too cool.

That the realm wasn’t ready

for something so…

totally radical.

Swamp Dragons? That’s a myth.

Is this another one of your conspiracy theories?

See for yourself.

Hey, Kyrie! What’s up? You’re back!

Hey, you brought some cool dudes?

‘Sup, dudes?

I hear you guys want to totally wreck the media.

I’m down.

Don’t show that kind of frustration
in front of Ser Jordan.

It’s like blood in the water.

Oh. Looks like we’ve got a Jordan expert
over here, eh?

You could say that.


I figured I could be of some service.

Wait, you want to help us defeat Jordan?

But you’ve always worshiped him.


He inspired me,

but I kneel to no man.

I serve the good of the Realm.

You must continue

to move the game forward, King James.

You are my legacy.

Those knights in there,

they are our legacy.

I sense doubt.

Look, I know I have the size,

the skill, the power, but…

this is Ser Jordan!

I mean, the guy scored 38 points in the Finals

when he had the PLAGUE!

Yes, he’s a killer.

And to defeat him,

one must become a killer.

Wait, what?

Cut away all your distractions.

Cut away self-doubt and insecurity.

Once you have removed

all that does not serve you in battle,

you have found your mamba form.

I’m sorry…

I don’t think I understand.

I’m saying…

you need to shave your head.

It’s a shame.

the world is going to end tomorrow,

and I don’t even know how it began.

I heard that our world was made when

the gods smashed two universes together.

That’s why it doesn’t make much sense, you know?


What happened to you?

So? What do you think?

Looks good.


OK, phew!

Because I just shaved off

like forty thousand gold worth of hair potions.

What in the seven hells?

They’re here.


Ser Jordan!

End this now before you embarrass yourself.

Wait, what are you all doing here?

It’s not safe.

It is now.

For House Sunkings will defend the realm.

What’s a Sun King?

We are a newly formed superhouse comprised of the

best knights from House Suns and House Kings.

Alone, we wallow in eternal mediocrity.

Maybe worse!

But together,

we stand toe-to-toe with anyone.

You should leave now, before it’s too late.

The Dream Team will be here any minute.

Well then…

Sun Kings! Ready yourselves.

Guys, guys. I can’t watch you get slaughtered.

Let me join you.

We don’t need you.

We have Deandre Ayton and uh…

who is the guy we took over Luka?

Jaren Jackson!

Marvin Bagley.

Marvin Bagley, yes!



Sun Kings!

Flame your balls!


I’m not gonna say it.

Sun Kings! ATTACK!

We don’t need Luka!

[Battle cries]

[Battle cries fade]

I don’t know anything about the Sun Kings,

but the Sun Kings in trouble.


there goes eight easy wins.


I would absolutely take Jahlil Okafor over Ben Simmons.


Can we talk about how we’re being

attacked by Russell Westbrook right now?

Block the lanes!

Ha! Russ attacking the media?

What else is new?

Come on. He shoots twenty percent from the outside.

I wouldn’t be too concerned.

I don’t care about the numbers.

I mean, he’s got that killer instinct.

I want him taking the fi—

I told you!

The Swamp Dragon…

It lives.


Alright, I have a little pump-up speech I prepared.

You know?

Actually, guys, I would be selling you all short

if I read from this shit.

So I’m gonna go straight from the heart.

If you’re to believe the old heads,

our enemy hails

from an era far superior to our own.

They are slayers of giants,

ogres and dragons.



They are the gods of this game.

And we should just

get on our knees and thank them

for the right to live in their shadow.

But against the hollow ghosts of the past,

the future is the eternal underdog.


we fight with the wind at our backs.

And those gusts howl

with the cries of

legendary knights, yet unborn.

Now I could go on,

but our generation

doesn’t have the attention span for that.

So let’s go out there,

and show them

what efficient basketball looks like!





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