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MJ is coming. And now the players must pick a squad to save the realm from the Dream Team. Watch the second episode of the epic #GameOfZones four-part series finale (@StateFarm). Subscribe: Follow on IG: Follow us on Twitter: Like us on Facebook: #GameOfZones #GoZ #BleacherReport Hello, old friend. Ah, Ser Dwyane. Welcome to the…

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Hello, old friend.

Ah, Ser Dwyane. Welcome to the Mediadel.

You’ll be reporting on an injury.

Looks like the horse will be out…indefinitely.

I’ve seen that mark before.

Yes. It’s hand-checking, no?

Since the horse’s injury,

my birds from Tor’Onto have become useless.

They’re just repeating the same things

over and over.

-Jordan is the GOAT!
-This generation’s soft!

Well, whatever it is…

it seems to have spread.

Dwyane, we’ve got to get to Cream City!

Giannis, come quick! We’re being attacked…

Welcome, everyone, to a very special edition

of Inside the Realm.

Dearest Maesters of the Mediadel.

I now present the audition of Ser Dwyane Wade,

for consideration of press credentials.

Today, Ser Dwyane will be reporting on the horse’s injury.

Dwyane, how will this affect House Raptors?

It’s bad…it’s very bad, um…

It’s a shame. He was their glue guy.

Now more than ever.

Wait. I’m not done.

The reason it’s bad is because

Ser Jordan and the entire Dream Team are back

and they’re going to destroy our Realm, one house at a time.

What are you doing? Just wrap it up.

Listen, no Jordan slander here, but he’s too old!

Father Time is undefeated, aye?

And let’s be real

the only return Chuck’s making is to the buffet table.

Yes, but that’s the thing.

They’re all back in their primes.

This is demonstrably preposterous!

How could that possibly be conceivable?

The Soul Box.

Oh hooey! My reporting showed

that the Soul Box was smashed in Bostonia!

Yeah, that was a top-19 moment in Bostonia basketball history

and therefore basketball history.

The Soul Box’s power is not in the box,

it’s in the shards.

That was just a normal fart.

No, the SHARDS.

The fragments of the shattered Soul Box.

They’re made from the wood of

Thou Maker’s original peach baskets,

Hickory Georgian Hardwood.

H-G-H!

Ah, Jordan must have gotten the shards in

the Terry Rozier trade. THAT’s why he paid so much.

Oh hooey, Brian! I call shenanigans.

Where’s your proof?

Mama, there goes that man…

horse.

How’s THIS for evidence?

-Is that Dan Majerle?
-I think it’s Rex Chapman.

Who is that?

That’s Wally Szczerbiak!

No, it can’t be!

Why not?

Because I’m Wally Szczerbiak!

I think that’s Tom Gugliotta.

No! I’m Tom Gugliotta.

No you’re not.

You’re Bobby Sura.

Oh, right.

It’s Christian Laettner.

Bang!

-OOOHHHHH, Christian Laettner.
-That’s right.
-He WAS on the Dream Team.

So you’re telling me the Dream Team is back?!

I don’t see the problem. This is the story of the century.

Yes. But it would be the last story.

Ser Jordan seeks to permanently end the debate,

to prove he is the GOAT of GOATs.

He’s coming for me.

No, Paul.

Truth. It’s the Truth.

If anyone he’s coming for LeBron.

Hey, that’s my bit!

The people of every city he conquers are turned into

mindless nostalgics with no passion for the modern game.

Tor’Onto is already gone…

-What?
-Noooo!

As is Mill of Waukee…

They’re the best house in the Realm!

Also, Detroit and Chicago.

-Oh, OK.
-Well, that’s understandable.
-I mean, Zach LaVine is pretty solid.

No he’s not.

We need to form a f–king wall!

It’s no use.

There’s not a house in this Realm that can beat the Dream Team.

You’re right. That’s why we’ve got to build one.

Ladies and gentlemen of the Mediadel,

we’re going to need your All-Realm ballots

a little early this year.

Thank you everyone for being here

at this emergency Realm ‘All Hands.’

By now, you should all be familiar with

the threat facing our Realm.

So without further ado, I will announce

the members of the Super Super House,

hereby known as the Knights of the Round Ball,

as selected by the Maesters of the Mediadel.

Are you bloody serious? The Mediadel?

-What do they know?
-Of course the Blog Boys pick…

As president of the Knights Guild, I think this decision

should be made by us, the knights of the Realm!

HEAR! HEAR!

I don’t know if that’s a… wise… idea.

This is not the time of yore!

This is the era of knight empowerment.

Let us vote, or we shan’t fight your battles.

Yeah!

OK, fine, but please take this seriously.

OK, that’s another vote for Jamal Crawford.

Oh Jesus Shuttlesworth…another vote for Melo.

Another vote for Vince Carter, who’s 42. Cool.

Actually I’m 43 now.

Oh look. All three Plumlees!

…and Jamal Crawford again.

Look, if you’re not going to take this seriously…

I took it seriously.

You voted for Allen Iverson. He cannot even play anymore.

How you gonna disrespect Iverson like that?

One of you even voted for Michael Jordan.

Hey, Ser Jordan was unstoppable in his prime.

Yes, we know! That’s the whole point. We have to defeat him.

Well, good luck with that.

Maybe we should let the fanlings vote.

Yeah!

OK, listen…we experimented with letting the fanlings

vote for the final roster spot…

Let’s just say it was a mistake.

Well, who did they pick?

Tacko Fall.

Damnit!

It’s OK, buddy. You’re still my little GOAT.

And while we all agree we love Tacko…

we can also all agree…

we do not want Tacko defending the Realm against the Dream Team.

So you’re just gonna disrespect Tacko like that?

Wow.

OK, Tacko, do YOU want to go against the Dream Team?

Uh, not particularly.

Right. Thank you. You may sit down.

I am sitting down.

Listen, this is not just any battle.

If we lose, our fanlings will desert us,

our economy will screech to a halt, and our society—

which is solely based on interest in basketball—

will crumble around us.

Before you know it, we will be on the verge of extinction,

like the ice peoples of Hockeynia.

So, here are the official Mediadel selections

for the Knights of the Round Ball.

King James,

Ser Wardell Stephen Curry II,

Ser Anthony Davis,

Ser James Harden,

Ser Kawhi Leonard,

Ser Jayson Tatum,

Ser Rudy Gobert,

Ser Luka Doncic,

Ser Dame Lillard,

and Ser Joel Embiid.

And replacements for the injured Kevin of Durant

and the vanquished Giannis Antetokounmpo will be…

Nikola Jokic

Hey, yeah! House Nuggets! We did it!

And finally,

at point guard,

the undersized and often controversial,

but incredibly savvy…

Ser Chris Paul.

Are you kidding me?

-Ridiculous!
-How dare you!
-Are you bloody serious? I’m an artist!

I know, I know.

Many of you are unhappy and feeling a sense of snubbery,

but we must move on.

So, where is this big battle supposed to take place?

I say we go draw them into the mountains, the Denver Highlands.

Denver? I think we should all fight for the Purple and Gold.

What better place for such a grand super house?

I could never wear those colors. We should fight for Houston.

No house better represents the modern game,

the cutting edge of battle strategy.

No, there’s no way that I’m doing that.

We’re not going to any of those places.

The location of the battle has already been chosen.

It will take place at a house that everyone can agree on.

A place where we can minimize collateral

because the fanlings are sparse and already stuck in the past.

A house with a history of defense.

But most importantly,

a place whose market viability I am interested in testing…

Tonight, we ride…

for Seattle.

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569 Comments

569 Comments

  1. Eric Wright

    May 7, 2020 at 11:32 pm

    This show is amazing

  2. Noobths Gaming

    May 7, 2020 at 11:32 pm

    Dude this are my favorite moments in this thrilling story so far,

    Jordan riding on a dead benny the bull

    Paul pierce said ”he’s coming for me”

    Vince Carter voting for jordan even though they’re supposed to go against jordan

    Chris paul being voted and some players walked out

    The draft for the team that will go against the dream team

    And lastly Giannis shock face moment when he saw the dream team

  3. QBCoach12

    May 7, 2020 at 11:32 pm

    Nice play on the NBA woke culture when Spencer Dinwiddie told Silver that if the players can’t pick the team, the “players” won’t fight the battle. And the sigh when Chris Paul was picked was a play on him being very unpopular as President of the Player’s Union, the way he helped negotiate the current CBA with the NBA.

  4. Ya girl JJ !

    May 7, 2020 at 11:32 pm

    What has corona done 😂😂

  5. S D

    May 7, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    How to watch GoZ… watch once on normal time.
    Watch a second time pausing every five seconds to get all the little hidden bits you miss the first time

  6. Jason Tan

    May 7, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    That face touch from Gobert to Mitchell had me dying! 😂

  7. Seena Suresh

    May 7, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    Omg I am so hyped ryt now

  8. Otis White

    May 7, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    Hey

  9. Bails 98

    May 7, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    These used to be funny

  10. Aaron Chang

    May 7, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    I got chills from that ending.

  11. Isaiah Durham

    May 7, 2020 at 11:35 pm

    If you don’t know basketball Rules/History ….you won’t understand

  12. Leam

    May 7, 2020 at 11:36 pm

    Why would they kill off giannis

  13. Takumi Orgil

    May 7, 2020 at 11:36 pm

    Edo tensei Dream TEAM 🏀

  14. is PAiN EXisTenCE

    May 7, 2020 at 11:39 pm

    I really felt it when the tears of joy coming out from old Squatch’s eyes

  15. Josh Kerr

    May 7, 2020 at 11:40 pm

    Stephen A. Smith had one line in this vid and it killed me 😂😂

  16. MAPLE SAUCE

    May 7, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    Should marathon this high

  17. The Underdawg

    May 7, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    Stephen A. Smith 💀💀

  18. Eric Dannug

    May 7, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    Bring back the Sonics!!!

  19. OMFG THAT BOI TOO NICE!!!

    May 7, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    I need the next episode NOW

  20. Brendan Leach

    May 7, 2020 at 11:43 pm

    SuperSonics!!!!

  21. gt latest

    May 7, 2020 at 11:43 pm

    One day, one day! The NBA will be back in seattle

  22. Escanor

    May 7, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    Someone explain this crossover between game of thrones and the NBA

  23. Finnish Sports Gamer

    May 7, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    Honestly after watching this multiple times, Bill Simmons was just as hilarious as Paul Pierce 😂

  24. Michael Wood

    May 7, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    I never thought I could be so interested in sports

  25. Michael Dickey

    May 7, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    2 more episodes until I unsubscribe to Bleacher Report

    Let ’em know

  26. Chris Cintron

    May 8, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    Anyone peep Klay roll his eyes when Steph was selected?

  27. Doomer Coomer

    May 8, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    Bring Seattle back 😭😭😭

  28. King Peter

    May 8, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🔥Trending no.50

  29. MrSonictheOtter

    May 8, 2020 at 10:54 pm

    I thought that it was pretty fitting that Jimmy Butler got up when all the players left because Jimmy got snubbed with the All Star spot this year.

  30. Patrick Hoey

    May 8, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    I want to throw my money at making this a regular full 24-30 min episode regular season

  31. Tonton Bonuan

    May 8, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    Not gonna lie, I got goosebumps and teared up when Silver said Seattle

  32. zerothefallen1

    May 8, 2020 at 10:59 pm

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  33. Chali Ray

    May 8, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    Wow. Slight Bron propaganda…

  34. Mustang69GTR

    May 8, 2020 at 11:01 pm

    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  35. Saatwik Jain

    May 8, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    7:19 Bill Simmons probably choose Chris Paul over Kyrie Irving because he is a Celtics fan

  36. Jack M

    May 8, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    this is bad

  37. Gavin Lee

    May 8, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    Seattle bbg

  38. Jose Baez

    May 8, 2020 at 11:08 pm

    This was hilarious. However y’all snubbed Russell Westbrook

  39. Avery Pumbaa

    May 8, 2020 at 11:14 pm

    Stephen A. Smith 😂😂

  40. Bradford Tabor

    May 8, 2020 at 11:14 pm

    I miss my Sonics bro

  41. Keith Tran

    May 8, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    7:13 Bill Simmons and Perkins reaction to Kyrie being snubbed 😭😭

  42. Maria Andres- miguel

    May 8, 2020 at 11:20 pm

    What is this

  43. Edward Leo

    May 8, 2020 at 11:21 pm

    Not even a sonic fan but this got awe.

  44. KungPao Lynx

    May 8, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    FOR SEATTLE

  45. AJ Mejia

    May 8, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    Its so nice🥰

  46. EG Del Rosario

    May 8, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    I am sitting down…

  47. Benjamin Ishiari

    May 8, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    Paul p: “he’s coming for me”

    Wade: “no Paul” 😂😂😂😂

  48. Steve Supo-Adekola

    May 8, 2020 at 11:38 pm

    Kyrie Irving: ‘I’m an ARTIST’ LMFAOOOOO

  49. HYUN TAEK Lim

    May 8, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    Is the logo behind Adam Silver is Kobe?

  50. Brian Green Jr.

    May 8, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    Kyrie, KD, Melo, Boogie, Westbrrok, and Jimmy butler all walking out was hilarious and the look bill simmons gave kyrie was priceless

  51. RiceNerd

    May 9, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    I’m hyped that they finally gave Denver a chance to be portrayed, but forreal doh. The nuggets were the underdogs for the past few years and they are constantly being belittled and comparatively receives so little media coverage compared to the other 16 teams that were gonna be in the playoffs.

  52. Dias Henry

    May 9, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    Great one ,that would be a wonderful game of all times

  53. Antonio Brown

    May 9, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    Like if they disrespected Pascal Siakam

  54. orange juice

    May 9, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    rip chi town

  55. One

    May 9, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    “okay tacko, do you want to go against the dream team?”
    “uh, not particularly.”
    “okay, thank you. please sit down.”
    “i am sitting down.”

  56. Shashwat P. Baxi

    May 9, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    This may be one of the best episodes yet!!!

  57. Jay Belleza

    May 9, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    I got teary eyes when they said they are riding to Seattle

  58. b_diddy 0313

    May 9, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    ok for seattle i get it but what bout vancouver?

  59. Souperman Boi

    May 9, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    I might be soft af, but who got a little emotional when the Seattle Mascot found out they would be playing in Seattle?

  60. John KT

    May 9, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    Why was Toronto already gone if they won? Explain @BleacherReport

  61. Seth Goldberg

    May 9, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    Ok before watching my guess of a 12 man roster
    PG Steph
    SG Harden
    SF Bron
    Pf KD
    C Anthony Davis
    Kawhi
    Giannis
    Chris Paul
    Embid
    Siakam
    Paul George
    Klay Thompson

  62. The Truth

    May 9, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    Go dream team!

  63. BuffaloSouljah83

    May 9, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    OMG, Did anyone see Bill Simmon’s face when Kyrie got snubbed?! Fucking dying right now! LMAO

  64. Jake The Chief

    May 9, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    Bro, Isiah Thomas better show up when all Hope seems lost

  65. Omaha18

    May 9, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    @ 1:30 is “The Horse” supposed to be Kyle Lowry?

  66. M S

    May 9, 2020 at 10:18 pm

    No Westbrook?! Bruh…

  67. Scruff Looking Nerve Hurter

    May 9, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    BRING BACK THE SONICS

  68. Adiguna Purnomo

    May 9, 2020 at 10:32 pm

    Can anyone please explain what it means when adam silver said ” Please can u all do it seriously ? ” when he asked the players to vote between them to represent the realm. Is it adam silver said that because the players in real life always voted each other ? Like for example lakers players voted caruso ? Is it like thay

  69. Timbitsss

    May 9, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    “I am sitting down” 😂😂😂

  70. rdhanani9

    May 9, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    pause and read the book at 2:28. great story of the WMOF and the S5 as well as Neigh Smith and the birth of Basketball! Next few pages explain Cream City, the Soul Box and the Dream Team! Great job by these creators!

  71. MATTHEW PRIDDY

    May 9, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    Are there any teams in the NBA who did not get a single episode? I’d like to know which teams and any theories why that is 🙂

  72. MATTHEW PRIDDY

    May 9, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    Max Kellerman was snubbed lol

  73. Nathaniel R

    May 9, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    Surprised they don’t give Shaq a line when they presented Laettner who got the last spot on the team over him.

  74. JOE LOUISE

    May 9, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    I was thinking Chicago until he said testing marketability then I was like ooh Seattle 😂

  75. ArdipithecusR.

    May 9, 2020 at 11:24 pm

    Please make Seattle real thing. I mean the SuperSonics.

  76. Scruff Looking Nerve Hurter

    May 10, 2020 at 6:40 pm

    They really capture Jackie McMullens cuntiness.

  77. Alex Seeyo

    May 10, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    LMAOOOOO kendrick perkins face 😭😂😂

  78. lilrookie

    May 10, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    is this dream team coming back thing based on real events or just a fictional plot line? i’m so used to the show surrounding its plot based on current nba events, and i’m not quite sure as to what the deal is with this jordan coming back thing is about

  79. pancon5

    May 10, 2020 at 7:18 pm

    “Are you bloody serious? I’m an artist!” 😂😂

  80. Shut Up

    May 10, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    Lmao so fire

  81. Nasir

    May 10, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    Living in Seattle I started to tear up at the end.

  82. Steve Smith

    May 10, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    They setting james harden up for a massive choke in the finale

  83. Noe Perez

    May 10, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    rudy and spida are away from everyone else, because of corona

  84. Edward Hosmer

    May 10, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    Lmao, “that was just a normal fart”

  85. Jason Bourgeois

    May 10, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    Lol why did Tatum and Kawhi looked at each other like that when LeBron said ” I think we should all be fighting for the purple and gold”?

  86. Arazel Rivera

    May 10, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    This is epic … lo🤣

  87. 09lowkey

    May 10, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    The intro theme. Spectacular!!!!

  88. Arazel Rivera

    May 10, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    Im dying he said ….he said Seattle 🤣🤣😍😍…i love it💯

  89. Tyrone Cunningham

    May 10, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    “That was just a normal fart.” ☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣

  90. 09lowkey

    May 10, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    Is that Dan Marjerle? I think that Rex Chapman. It’s Wally Szczerbiak… Cant be, why? Because I’m Wally Szczerbiak. S/O to Wally, dude used to get down with KG.

  91. Ben W

    May 10, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    Bill Simmons was so happy he got them to pick paul over kyrie.

  92. Omar Hamdan

    May 10, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    The tnt music nostalgic😁😁😁

    • soniyu ziuy

      May 10, 2020 at 10:08 pm

      LMAOOOOO kendrick perkins face 😭😂😂

  93. Omar Hamdan

    May 10, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    The ending😪😪😪

  94. 09lowkey

    May 10, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    Literally stood up with my hands up when he said “Chris Paul”. Like I dislike Chris Paul the most (only to be surpassed by the Green guy in the Bay) and all, but if theres any PG is dislike more, its gotta be Kyrie

  95. soniyu ziuy

    May 10, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    Tacko fall! Alex Caruso:aww Lebron: you’re still my goat;)

  96. NESiAN

    May 10, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    JORDANS THE GOAT!
    THIS GENERATIONS SOFT!

  97. Orangeoverlord 5

    May 10, 2020 at 10:39 pm

    Why Seattle?

  98. 3NR1C0

    May 10, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    I have a theory that kobe will die in a horse crash.

  99. Jose Jimenez

    May 10, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    Idk why but this shit this creep my out a bit

  100. ThisOneisFor ____

    May 10, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    I’m sorry, but KeyArena is under construction, so… Bring the battle to one of the SoDo stadiums 😂

  101. Shawn Granville

    May 11, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    Still waiting for them to make a episode about the Raptors winning the champions championship

    • Forgiven Sinner

      May 11, 2020 at 9:54 pm

      Every time they show Giannis he has a Raptor claw mark on his helmet.

  102. Darko

    May 11, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    For people that didn’t watch game of throne thinking is nerdy asf u won’t get this how funny this series is.

  103. Darko

    May 11, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    Spoiler alert Kobe defeat MJ to save everyone best ending ever!

  104. nialap

    May 11, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    Did anyone notice the way Bill Simmons looked at Kyrie when he wasn’t selected. It was that “Karma bitch”look lol

  105. RobbyBean

    May 11, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    BRADLEY BEAL should have made that team too! 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

  106. Shree Kumar

    May 11, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    If KD wasnt hurt and got to go back to seattle . . . I would truly cry

  107. Randall Morales

    May 11, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    You need the redeem team

  108. Rooster

    May 11, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    Devin booker should be in here!!!!!

  109. Liam Hall

    May 11, 2020 at 7:40 pm

    Nobody:
    The comments: HoLy ShIt ThEy SaId SeAtTlE

  110. Rodrigo Adolfo

    May 11, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    Kyrie abt to join jordan’s dream team lol. Jordan abt to teach him mamba mentality in honor of kobe.

  111. Alma S

    May 11, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    Tonight we ride for
    Seattle

    Dang! That was a good line. I felt that one and I’m not even from Seattle

  112. Superhero18

    May 11, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    As a 76ers fan I object, we’re 29-2 at home and we have the best fans in the world! If the battle were in Philly, not even the dream team could beat the all-media team. Lol. But props to Seattle, dem bois deserve it after losing their team.

  113. Christopher Rainey

    May 11, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    Those guys who write and come up with this are my life line for the absence of the NBA. Thank you!

  114. Nickolas Davis

    May 11, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    Aye this is what I’m talking about for a finale . This is poetic

  115. D D

    May 11, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    this is actually my favourite show out there hands down!!!!!!!

    I WANT LONGER EPISODES! lol

  116. AJ juicy

    May 11, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    When is the next one

  117. topkekguy

    May 11, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    OMG this has to be my favorite episode since NBA 1K. 🤣 Real excited for the next episode.

    Also, really do hope Seattle gets their team back 🙁

  118. Luca Z

    May 11, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    Russ and Jimmy got snubbed tho

  119. Deon Moorer

    May 11, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    Thought they would incorporate r.i.p kobe and the covid 19 in there somewhere …

    • Forgiven Sinner

      May 11, 2020 at 9:53 pm

      They got two more episodes to do that. I expect Kobe to somehow save the modern players in Episode 4.

  120. Josiah Urioste

    May 11, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    Greatest end to any episode in history!!!!😢

  121. Donovan Lazzarotto

    May 11, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    Imagine is the super Sonics came back

  122. mrstarwhatluffy

    May 11, 2020 at 10:28 pm

    Lmaooo “He’s coming for me” No he’s not 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  123. Alex H

    May 11, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    3:35 Does anyone notice that there are only 29 logos on the map because the Kings is not on it?

  124. Growthucator Carter

    May 11, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    Culturally this does not sit right with me.

  125. youso91

    May 11, 2020 at 11:36 pm

    90s Teams: 5:23
    *JORDAN:* 5:25

  126. Drew Terrill

    May 12, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    damn i got chills wit seattle😂

    • beedsj roiue

      May 12, 2020 at 4:17 pm

      Yoooo why they have Govert grab Mitchell face like that lmaooo

  127. Nate Saintil

    May 12, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    At 6:52, I think everyone missed Kat rolling his eyes in the back when Embiid got selected 😂.

  128. Young Love

    May 12, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    So they basically mixed the Corona virus with The Last Dance.

  129. Elijah

    May 12, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    “I’m an artist”

  130. Brandon Hill

    May 12, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Yall cant make these fast enough but i stopped smoking weed for this episode

  131. Lamont King

    May 12, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    I love this series

  132. Scenico Studio

    May 12, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    Shout out Seattle!

  133. Vincent Harty

    May 12, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    Lmfao rudy Gobert just palms Mitchell’s face

  134. Michael VanLingen

    May 12, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    This is totally ending with Kobe coming down and saying we all love the game, regardless of the Era, or some inspirational stuff like that

  135. Tj Kearney

    May 12, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    You know what… fuck this show. Each year they disrespect Milwaukee. Each year they go out of they way to shit on that team and Giannis and it’s like. The fuck.

  136. DeMoNzGeeKs

    May 12, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    HYPE

  137. Seth B

    May 12, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    It be great if Shannon Sharpe and Skip Bayless can make an appearance on this

  138. benjamin faulknor

    May 12, 2020 at 8:23 pm

    This needs to become a real tv show

  139. Bobby Brooks

    May 12, 2020 at 8:26 pm

    I want Taco Fall to respond on twitter to this 😂

  140. Andres Bravo

    May 12, 2020 at 8:50 pm

    Where Jimmy Buttler at

    • Thomas Rinschler

      May 12, 2020 at 11:40 pm

      He walks out the door with Kyrie, KD, and the others at 8:49

  141. Terencio Antonio

    May 12, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    So y’all going to take giannis out show like that like his not irellevant

    • Kyle Bryant

      May 12, 2020 at 11:11 pm

      Terencio Antonio Watch the previous episode 🤦🏻‍♂️

  142. Aneesh Rao

    May 12, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    “tonight, we ride for seattle”

    I felt something there

  143. God of Disco

    May 12, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    I mean Jordan is the goat

    • gtoss chddy

      May 12, 2020 at 10:37 pm

      So they basically mixed the Corona virus with The Last Dance.

  144. Neko Tebielo

    May 12, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    When’s the next episode?

  145. Saul

    May 12, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    Theory: They are going to resurrect Kobe Bryant to defeat Micheal Jordan and the dream team

  146. gtoss chddy

    May 12, 2020 at 10:36 pm

    Nobody: Paul Pierce: He’s coming after me…

  147. Master Romz

    May 12, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    “Tonight, we ride for Seattle” gave me goosebumps. I’m hyped for the next episode

  148. Colin Reimer

    May 12, 2020 at 11:20 pm

    The attention to detail/consistency is unparalleled. They even have the “SunKings” logo on the map of Balleros!

  149. Goran Vlacic

    May 12, 2020 at 11:22 pm

    Yooo Tatum over PG ?

    • Goran Vlacic

      May 12, 2020 at 11:23 pm

      Also CP over Russ?

  150. Christian Tamarra

    May 12, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    i hope they show kobe one more time in the series 🙁

  151. Eee Eee

    May 13, 2020 at 4:23 am

    “He was their glue guy” bruh underrated joke

  152. TheNikolatesla34

    May 13, 2020 at 5:12 am

    Fuckin hate to see lebron everywhere

  153. okow tina

    May 13, 2020 at 7:52 am

    I actually love how they play a medieval version of the NBA on TNT theme at 00:52

  154. Branton K. Smith

    May 13, 2020 at 8:18 am

    I love this series, why yall snubbed Kyrie

  155. Bob Brian Quipse

    May 13, 2020 at 9:01 am

    I hope that on the next episode, we’ll have Gary Payton and Kemp waiting for them. It will be a good narrative because his Airness defeated seattle back in his days

  156. Claude Bradley

    May 13, 2020 at 10:34 am

    Kyrie Irving is going to try to plan a coup… he knew he got snubbed.

  157. Z

    May 13, 2020 at 10:42 am

    “Aww, it’s ok buddy you’re still my little goat”

    He’s our little goat lebron😂🐑👑

  158. Sharpshooter 02

    May 13, 2020 at 11:04 am

    4:35 lmao

  159. Sharpshooter 02

    May 13, 2020 at 11:05 am

    4:55 Westbrook’s face tho

  160. Gio

    May 13, 2020 at 11:48 am

    Ben Simmons over Jokic

    Ben’s a better post defender than Jokic while being undersized and can switch 1-5.
    He can match up with Magic or Karl, leaving LeBron on Barkley, and Embiid/Golbert guarding DRob/Ewing

    Also having relationships with Embiid and Lebron is useful, as the dream team had multiple teammate/friend duos to improve their chemistry.

    It’s why Kyrie was snubbed, like IT, with Cp3 being the Stockton comparison

  161. Barie Braymiller

    May 13, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    So Epic!

  162. rss007

    May 13, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    I can’t wait for the next episode

  163. tdy6688

    May 13, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    For Seattle!

  164. Beta Johhny

    May 13, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    I got legit goosebumps at the end

  165. Mehmet Ali Metin

    May 13, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    Aight now why I don’t see any comments talking bout them picking Tatum instead of westbrook, kyrie, trae or beal?

  166. B Y

    May 13, 2020 at 2:27 pm

    Already a million times better than the final season of GoT

  167. Ben Dresdow

    May 13, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    My poor man Giannis😭 plz bring him back

  168. The Meme Sheep

    May 13, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    WE RIDE FOR SEATTLE!!!!

  169. ChurroKidd

    May 13, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    3:26 Lol

  170. Dennis De Guzman

    May 13, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    Sharts! 😂 shit+fart

    Impractical Jokers much? 😂

  171. Joe Bro

    May 13, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    If the last episode isn’t called “The Last Dance” then what’s the point?

  172. Chris Schroeder

    May 13, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    Why have I watched this 5 times already and still get goosebumps from the final scene every time. Can’t wait for the next episode

  173. samyy sennin

    May 13, 2020 at 8:56 pm

    Dame over Westbrook ?! WTF

  174. Nooks

    May 13, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    They might as well just turn this into tv and get even bigger than it already is THIS IS A SMASH HIT

  175. Dee Harris

    May 13, 2020 at 9:50 pm

    Before the game begins…COVIDENCE 23 (COVID-19) happens.😂😂😂👀👀👀🙊😏

  176. eldemasiado

    May 14, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    206 baby

    • Shauka Hodan

      May 14, 2020 at 4:22 pm

      Seattle mascot got me in tears 😭

  177. Clark Mehlberg

    May 14, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    feeling a sense of snubbery lol

  178. decostrs

    May 14, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    I love all the details, jokes, and Easter eggs they put into this series. You definitely have to pause, rewatch, and rewind to fully appreciate everything put into it. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  179. Shauka Hodan

    May 14, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Paul: “he’s coming for me.” Wade: “No Paul” Paul: “Truth”

  180. Corde Williams

    May 14, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    Aw why didn’t continue the “monster” joke with Kawhi. It was perfect for his personality lol

  181. X525Crossfire

    May 14, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    Dwayne Wade: “…mindless nostalgics, with no passion for the modern game…”

    Camera cuts to the Van Gundys. X D

  182. Γιάννης Ματθαιουδάκης

    May 14, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    they have no chance without Giannis!

  183. Win Chemistry

    May 14, 2020 at 5:46 pm

    Please do a behind the scenes! I think fans of the show would love to see how the storyboard, artwork and voice acting are produced in an episode!

  184. TheFunkytownGotcha

    May 14, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    SQUATCH !!!!!!!!!!!

  185. Jrogs4

    May 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    Jason Tatum selected!!! lol funniest part

  186. Akadiri Nelson

    May 14, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    Soooooook goooooodddd

  187. Knox Brown

    May 14, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    A place who’s market viability I am interested in testing. Tonight we ride for Seattle. What a tear-jerker

  188. Mark Perez

    May 14, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    Imagine Jason Tatum over Jimmy Butler lol

  189. UnexpectedWonder

    May 14, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    Yo!!! All the in-depth pieces to this. 😁😁😂😂🤣🤣

  190. Jeff Eff

    May 14, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    Modern NBA would get annihilated by original dream team LOL. Can’t wait to see direction this goes.

  191. Chris K

    May 14, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    Adam Silver: “Tonight….”
    Me: (getting emotional)
    Adam Silver: “….we ride…”
    Me: (“cmon, keep it together”)
    Adam Silver: “… for Seattle!”
    Me: (UGLY CRIES!!!😭😭😭)

  192. ying li

    May 14, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    I love how at 6:46 Gobert and Donovan Mitchell slap each other because they both got coronavirus

  193. TheSportsGuru

    May 14, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    The book has some amazing easter eggs in it, just an FYI. My favorite is in the next to last paragraph.

  194. Jurick Gustina

    May 14, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    Lovin this man🔥🔥💯💯

  195. jerry riki

    May 14, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    This is the best thing to ever happen to basketball

  196. Vladmir Noodilini

    May 14, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    As a resident of seattle, I approve

  197. Tsogtoo Batbaatar

    May 14, 2020 at 10:30 pm

    SEATTLE!!!

  198. Ömer Koşar

    May 14, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    this is the greatest show ever.

  199. vinoth vykunthan

    May 14, 2020 at 11:24 pm

    Lol they show Melo getting upset more than anyone else for not making the team 🤣

  200. Larry Jones

    May 14, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    That ending tho

  201. LilDeuceDeuce

    May 15, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    That Inside the NBA cover was amazing. I wish the credits listed who does the music

  202. Seth Collard

    May 15, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    I am sitting down -tacko 😂

  203. Carmelo pearman

    May 15, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    They should have wilt come

  204. Troy Cervantes

    May 15, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    Bruh Steven A losing his shit again on this has me dead af 😂😂😂😂

  205. Cj Gilles

    May 15, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    They need to make a show

  206. Ken Matthews

    May 15, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    Westbrook lol

  207. Emmanuel Uno

    May 15, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    Spencer Dinwiddie’s Irish accent >>>>>

  208. Austin K

    May 15, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    LOVE THIS NOTHING ELSE TO SAY. NOTHING THOUGH WILL EVER BEAT LAST SEASON WHEN JR SMITH FED DION WAITER HIS CAKE LMAOO

  209. Austin K

    May 15, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    ”how you gonna disrespect iverson like that” im DEAD

  210. Austin K

    May 15, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    still cant get over Hardens spanish accent

  211. Joel Diaz

    May 15, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    The disrespect to westbrook🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

  212. x Pluto

    May 15, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    The Ice People of Hockenia. Ha.

  213. Topsy Kretts

    May 15, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    Funny how people say players back then were so tough and today’s players are soft but yet there were so many feelings hurt among the players back then. Lol. MJ getting sensitive about Isiah Thomas not shaking hands. Pippen getting sensitive about Kukoc getting the last shot and etc. lol. People need to stop living in the past. lol

  214. gil levi

    May 15, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    Jordan 🐐 no discussion!!

  215. Tony Mitchell

    May 15, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    Damn almost got me choked up riding for Seattle

  216. Ramon Jose Jr

    May 15, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    So the rumors starting up Sonics might come back past 2 yrs media been saying they deserve their team to come back

  217. gil levi

    May 15, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    I love how you took the whole Jordan vs lebron debate (which clearly ends with jordan being the goat i mean lets be real its not even close) and mde it about horden vs the NBA😂😂😂

  218. Neiman Simmons

    May 15, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    Fucking epic shit over and over

  219. iamteamyou

    May 15, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    Is that Dan Majerle….. it’s Rex Chapman…….WHO is That!!!….It’s Wally Zczerbiak…No it can’t be… Why not…..I’m Wally Zczerbiak…. I think that’s Tom Gogliotta, ….Noooo I’m Tom Gugliotta….. No Your not Your Bobby Sura😂😂😂

  220. Fcris12

    May 15, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    What song is playing at the end?

    • alida flus

      May 15, 2020 at 10:49 pm

      Westbrook lol

  221. Michael Chen

    May 15, 2020 at 8:42 pm

    whats the meaning of the horse and it getting injured?

  222. Jimmy

    May 15, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    “He was their glue guy.” Lines like this is why I watch this series every season.

  223. ICEQueen ASMR

    May 15, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    The entire scene at 2:52 😂

  224. alida flus

    May 15, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    Everyone guessing It’s Christian Laetner 3:10 – Mike Breen’s “BANG” lol

  225. Joseph Guira

    May 15, 2020 at 11:28 pm

    No Russ! Snubbery haha

  226. Luis pepe

    May 16, 2020 at 12:44 am

    Cp3 >>> curry

  227. Dvonte Fisher

    May 16, 2020 at 12:45 am

    Why they do the homie kyrie like that😂😂😂

  228. Geo Max

    May 16, 2020 at 1:13 am

    my home Seattle

  229. SmllSlvrBck88

    May 16, 2020 at 1:35 am

    This is just awesome thank you so much, this has made my Quarantine so much better🤣🤣

  230. carlos mon

    May 16, 2020 at 2:18 am

    Please make more!!!! Lol

  231. Earvin Zamora

    May 16, 2020 at 2:35 am

    That Rudy Gobert reference got me so good😂

  232. Bn Cbcbbc

    May 16, 2020 at 2:43 am

    isn’t Kawhi supposed to be a white walker

  233. Dennis Ho

    May 16, 2020 at 6:05 am

    tonight we ride for Seattle😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  234. Jani Premuzic

    May 16, 2020 at 7:26 am

    Is there suppose to be Max Kellerman next to A. Smith? It’s strange, cause this show really does well on practically every person to look like in real time, only Max is so off it’s bewildering.

  235. Mp

    May 16, 2020 at 10:15 am

    gave me goosebumps when Adam said

    “Tonight we ride for Seattle”

    • okow tina

      May 16, 2020 at 11:41 am

      No Russ! Snubbery haha

    • Mp

      May 16, 2020 at 2:11 pm

      @okow tina lol

  236. Brayden Wormer

    May 16, 2020 at 10:30 am

    Ight I don’t think Tatum deserves to be over PG quite yet

    • okow tina

      May 16, 2020 at 11:40 am

      Everyone guessing It’s Christian Laetner 3:10 – Mike Breen’s “BANG” lol

  237. Pen Productions

    May 16, 2020 at 10:37 am

    *When your from Toronto, Milwaukee, Chicago, or Detroit*
    Me: *cries in Raptors fan*

  238. Juris Dumagan

    May 16, 2020 at 11:04 am

    Gobert touching Mitchell’s face made me hate him more.

  239. kochi tokyo

    May 16, 2020 at 11:22 am

    SEATTLE!!

  240. Robbie Carroll

    May 16, 2020 at 11:55 am

    We all cried when he said we ride for seattle

  241. Steve Smith

    May 16, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    “I am sitting down”
    I cant believe they are just gonna disrespect Taco like that woww😂

  242. Jeremiah Battle

    May 16, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Dream Team Strategy to take out the best teams first.:

    Milwaukee – Best Team in the Realm
    Toronto – Defending Champs
    Chicago – MJs former team

  243. ahmed shuaib

    May 16, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    Even in game of zones y’all snubbed Bradley Beal. Poor guy

  244. freshhh5

    May 16, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    This shit is gold! Haha NBA has way better storylines than any other league

  245. Ian Huang

    May 16, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    Paul George the biggest snub of them all lol.

  246. that was a prick job right there ,

    May 16, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    The legends remind of the evil versions of mortal kombat characters in fact the whole thing reminds of mortal kombat story especially their blue eyes and pale skin

    • alida flus

      May 16, 2020 at 11:58 pm

      isn’t Kawhi supposed to be a white walker

  247. S G

    May 16, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    “… becoming the boring legends of those worlds. Like sir Lionel Messi, Michael Philips, … “ 😂😂 (2:33)

    • alida flus

      May 16, 2020 at 11:58 pm

      That Rudy Gobert reference got me so good😂

  248. Paul Kaderli

    May 16, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    Hahaha Bill Simmons! #19 moment, that sums him ul

  249. mike6881

    May 16, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    Bill Simmons “yeah that was a top 19 moment in Bostonia history and therefore basketball history” was soooo funny

  250. Darrin Baker

    May 16, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    “Before you know it, we’ll be on the verge of extinction, like the ice peoples of Hockeynia.” I’ll have to deduct a point for that low blow.

  251. Miloš Obilić

    May 17, 2020 at 2:04 am

    Wtf, why do Fall and Jokić talk like that? Where’s THEIR prissy English accent voice?

  252. tet tet

    May 17, 2020 at 2:34 am

    So creative😂😂😂👍👍👍

    • bilinas mini

      May 17, 2020 at 1:05 pm

      When your from Toronto, Milwaukee, Chicago, or Detroit Me: cries in Raptors fan

  253. Gacha Movies

    May 17, 2020 at 10:02 am

    Adam Silver: You can sit down.
    Tako Fall: I am sitting down

  254. Wood Herman

    May 17, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    LOL CHRIS PAUL? Yeah ok jake from statefarm.

  255. bilinas mini

    May 17, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    Bruh we felt that when silver said “tonight, we ride for Seattle.” I think we can agree everyone teared up at least

  256. Adrian S

    May 17, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    Kyrie>CP3
    Paul would never hit a Finals 3 to comeback 3-1 or average 30 in the Finals!!!

  257. PostUpPanda

    May 17, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    OMG I thought I was the only one who confused Laettner, Wally, and Gugliotta (mind the spelling)

  258. James Smith

    May 17, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    3:38 hurt me as a pistons fan lol

    • James Smith

      May 17, 2020 at 3:44 pm

      Also 3:50😂😂😂😂 FORM A FUCKIKG WALL

  259. Chudi Nwike

    May 17, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    This show is more entertaining than the last dance 🤣🤣🤣

  260. Koolaid Man43

    May 17, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    Why is this more interesting than anything on Netflix?

  261. RED VOODOO

    May 17, 2020 at 8:16 pm

    Harden Sound Russian☠☠

  262. drew cody

    May 17, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    bring em back

  263. Spankyspanky Tidal

    May 17, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    The receding hairline on the sister with the pig tailes makes me laugh everytime 😂

  264. Tim Duncan

    May 17, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    James harden hababha

  265. Denny Decopin

    May 17, 2020 at 10:19 pm

    To be honest not a hater of CP3 but Kamba or Trae deserve to be there instead of him

  266. Levine Punzalan

    May 17, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    Omg at 6:55 notice how Demar Derozan, behind Trae Young, isnt spurified

    The soul box didnt turn him into a spur cause it was destroyed

  267. Yu Gu

    May 18, 2020 at 12:02 am

    Tonight, we ride for Seattle

  268. Pwe Igcognito

    May 18, 2020 at 2:04 am

    If this shit ain’t won no awards fuck the world. I find it more compelling than 99% of what I see. Cept rick&morty

  269. Mach Pandac

    May 18, 2020 at 2:14 am

    The horse hahaa. Poor mario herzonja.

    • aola wili

      May 18, 2020 at 4:00 am

      LOL CHRIS PAUL? Yeah ok jake from statefarm.

  270. fidodido665

    May 18, 2020 at 2:20 am

    Mindless nostalgics? Ahaha. You are trying so hard to sell anything other than Jordan. Keep trying…

  271. YouTube account

    May 18, 2020 at 2:46 am

    Bruh Paul George wasn’t even part of the snubs

  272. aola wili

    May 18, 2020 at 3:59 am

    Bruh we felt that when silver said “tonight, we ride for Seattle.” I think we can agree everyone teared up at least

  273. Tom Bystander

    May 18, 2020 at 7:38 am

    LETS GO BOYS!!!! GIVE THEM BOOMERS HELL

  274. Overweightrabbit

    May 18, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    Oh man, Rudy Golbert’s secret weapon against the Dream Team will be the coronavirus.

  275. Hmni Kadoza

    May 18, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    I put 100$ down that Luka Doncic is the Reincarnation of Neigh Smith. I know its true.

  276. Hmni Kadoza

    May 18, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    LUL Knew it was Christian Laettner off rip.

  277. Mick York

    May 18, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Lmfao bill simmons smirk at kyrie after him not being chosen 🤣

    • alida flus

      May 18, 2020 at 10:40 pm

      James harden hababha

  278. Furashu

    May 18, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    The ending really touched me

    • alida flus

      May 18, 2020 at 10:39 pm

      The receding hairline on the sister with the pig tailes makes me laugh everytime 😂

  279. Shut Up Before I Ankle Pick You

    May 18, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    when KD is nodding his head looking at Kyrie kills me

  280. Ryan Mayes

    May 18, 2020 at 8:26 pm

    He’s coming for me 😂

  281. Ryan Eglinton

    May 18, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    HGH hahaha

  282. blax0r

    May 18, 2020 at 10:18 pm

    isnt this basically space jam?

  283. Eynoux Adjoumani

    May 18, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    7:20 That’s the money shot!

  284. Juris Dumagan

    May 19, 2020 at 1:06 am

    I need a TRIPLE DIRKS spinoff show.

    • mikea hiooi

      May 19, 2020 at 10:51 am

      Mindless nostalgics? Ahaha. You are trying so hard to sell anything other than Jordan. Keep trying…

  285. Ian Turner

    May 19, 2020 at 3:23 am

    WE RIDE FOR SEATTLE, FIGHT FOR THE KEY ARENA!

  286. Esau Encinas

    May 19, 2020 at 10:01 am

    The best show ever

  287. rancho México

    May 19, 2020 at 10:01 am

    The best show ever

  288. Torian Deane

    May 19, 2020 at 10:11 am

    I’m surprised this wasn’t presented by McDonald..cuz I’m lovin’ it

  289. mikea hiooi

    May 19, 2020 at 10:50 am

    “We ride for seattle” [everyone liked that]

  290. Latdot

    May 19, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    This some bs Toronto gets a chip and y’all downplay our win . Technically we the last champions

  291. Jaxon Bell

    May 19, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    Whenever he said we ride for Seattle I got a little choked up

  292. Gorkie

    May 19, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    timing for 7th season coudnt be better

  293. Judah Popack

    May 19, 2020 at 8:23 pm

    If you were to list the most forgettable yet still slightly effective players of the 90s, it would be bob sura, Tom gugliotta, Rex chapman, and Christian laettner

  294. Lanz Remonte

    May 19, 2020 at 9:17 pm

    Tacko fall vs caruso 🤟🏾

    • okow tina

      May 20, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      He’s coming for me 😂

  295. jesusf

    May 19, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    EPIC ENDING!! Hit right in the feels😢

    • okow tina

      May 20, 2020 at 3:20 pm

      when KD is nodding his head looking at Kyrie kills me

  296. Fred Wright

    May 20, 2020 at 12:03 am

    So disrespectful where is Hakeem Olajuwon

  297. steve peterson

    May 20, 2020 at 2:48 am

    bruh I live in Seattle, I cheer for Pdx naturally.

  298. Raul Reis

    May 20, 2020 at 5:46 am

    Every season is about the champions but when toronto wins….

  299. Generic Anime Lover

    May 20, 2020 at 11:24 am

    I think it’s funny how Stephen A uses big words lol

  300. James Burke

    May 20, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    3:50 the D Wade meme of him at the dunk contest after a DJJ dunk.

  301. Lyndon Fair

    May 20, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    Jordan is the goat
    This generation sucks🤣

  302. Dwayne Nunez

    May 21, 2020 at 1:55 am

    Dream team in 4 😇

    • neejoy sola

      May 21, 2020 at 10:55 am

      The best show ever

  303. THR333 DOG

    May 21, 2020 at 3:37 am

    Wait so only the horse could stop jordan?

  304. kwasi amankwah

    May 21, 2020 at 4:03 am

    Just realized that when Adam Silver said Joel Embiid’s name KAT was in the background rolling his eyes 😂. Ima miss this show

  305. neejoy sola

    May 21, 2020 at 10:54 am

    “Tonight, we ride for Seattle” Man….. i’m in TEARS 💚💛

  306. Daniel Cavalier

    May 21, 2020 at 11:25 am

    Please tell me I’m not the only one that gets the Dream Team coming back is the Last Dance documentary reference, being made because Jordan was afraid of LeBron being considered the ultimate GOAT. And in this episode they even say Jordan is coming back to make clear he is the GOAT of GOATs

  307. Xavier Yu

    May 21, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    3:26 they foreshadowed the ended! The truth= GOAT

  308. Makavelix Kam

    May 21, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    “Hey that’s my bit” 😂

  309. Stanley Odoemenem

    May 21, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    Kevin of Durant LOL

  310. Jessie Flores

    May 21, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    This is toooo good!

  311. Tahron Davis

    May 21, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    The Lou William’s joke is sooo underrated! Lou loves philly so much he was robbed at gun point and dude didnt do it cause Lou and Meek Mills did a lot of charity in North Philly! Lmao

  312. James

    May 21, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    Rudy and Donovan 😂😂😂

  313. Jacob Online

    May 21, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    Its wally szczerbiak no its not why not im wally szczerbiak

  314. Dion'Ray Catlett

    May 21, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    BRING BACK THE SEATTLE SUPERSONICS

  315. Alpacha BOWL

    May 21, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    Lol why did I feel what sasquatch felt

  316. Jame Htoo

    May 21, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    Rudy touch the face 😅😅😅

  317. josh

    May 21, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    SONICSSSSS

  318. Jay19Serna

    May 21, 2020 at 6:40 pm

    “Nuggets we did it” haha finally.

  319. Ben Tate

    May 21, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    Bradley Beal should’ve been on that team

  320. Jdm Love

    May 21, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    my high ass started crying from the “we ride for seattle”😭

  321. Regor

    May 21, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    Replace Harden with Klay. I’m not even a fan of the warriors.

  322. duce Kong

    May 21, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    S/o to Iverson = bubba chuck

  323. Spence _

    May 21, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    “No I’m Tom gugliotta” no you’re not “oh right yeah”

    • bilishu aliss

      May 22, 2020 at 1:12 am

      “Hey that’s my bit” 😂

  324. J Gibs

    May 21, 2020 at 10:54 pm

    No skip or shannon?

  325. little CSGO boy

    May 21, 2020 at 11:40 pm

    Paul : Truth . It’s the Truth

  326. bilishu aliss

    May 22, 2020 at 1:11 am

    Bruh we felt that when silver said “tonight, we ride for Seattle.” I think we can agree everyone teared up at least

  327. Demarcus Cousins 3rd Cousin

    May 22, 2020 at 1:40 am

    Taco Fall is already LEGENDARY of this episode ALONE

  328. Joshua

    May 22, 2020 at 2:18 am

    Who’s back after the Truth was proclaimed the GOAT?

  329. Trendee Prod

    May 22, 2020 at 3:01 am

    So no RAPTORS in their pick 🙄 shaking my head that’s disrespectful

  330. OkItsJustSean

    May 22, 2020 at 3:06 am

    3:34 Describes every MJ fan, 90s fanatic, and the goat debate in a nutshell. Smh

  331. To be renamed one day...maybe

    May 22, 2020 at 3:14 am

    Can someone explain to me when the dream team took over the spurs role as the white walkers?

  332. ClaudeCast TV

    May 22, 2020 at 4:13 am

    Whos here coz Paul Pierce bcame the GoAt😂😂

  333. Mitra131

    May 22, 2020 at 4:14 am

    Chills when he said Seattle and I’m from Europe 😂

  334. Lil Astroo

    May 22, 2020 at 9:46 am

    Seattle Sonics!!!

  335. Country of Austin

    May 22, 2020 at 11:35 am

    ‘He’s coming for me’ aged well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  336. Dkouts57

    May 22, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    THIS IS GENIUS

    • monika laosi

      May 22, 2020 at 7:16 pm

      Replace Harden with Klay. I’m not even a fan of the warriors.

  337. Em Sauce

    May 22, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    Thanks you to the creators of this awesome show!

  338. Chris Dodges

    May 22, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    0:53 that TNT music is nuts.

  339. monika laosi

    May 22, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    This chapter is brilliant. It gets better every time I see it. – Another vote for Vince Carter, who is 42, cool – Actually I’m 43 now

  340. Midwest Mall

    May 22, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    Moms there goes that man 👍🏾

  341. Midwest Mall

    May 22, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    They said my city milwaukee 😂😂😂

  342. Midwest Mall

    May 22, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    Westbrook disrespect

  343. fried IT

    May 22, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    Has kawhi been in this any at all? lol

  344. DoughRayMe

    May 22, 2020 at 10:05 pm

    FOR SEATTLE!!

  345. KageBunshinNoJutsu

    May 22, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    I WANTED BRODIE SO BAD

  346. 301 Meech

    May 22, 2020 at 11:12 pm

    Jamal Crawford vote got me 😂

    • yroohj gouy

      May 23, 2020 at 10:07 am

      Whos here coz Paul Pierce bcame the GoAt😂😂

  347. PitaPit Manager

    May 23, 2020 at 2:33 am

    chewbacca tears ftw We all ride for Seattle!

  348. Hyperboy2k

    May 23, 2020 at 3:12 am

    Seattle got me man 😢

  349. Miguel Janvier

    May 23, 2020 at 7:59 am

    Great story lines

    • mikea hiooi

      May 24, 2020 at 1:11 am

      THIS IS GENIUS

  350. yroohj gouy

    May 23, 2020 at 10:07 am

    Paul: “he’s coming for me.” Wade: “No Paul” Paul: “Truth”

  351. gre deer

    May 23, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    Mama ,there goes that man 😂😂

    • mikea hiooi

      May 24, 2020 at 1:11 am

      ‘He’s coming for me’ aged well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  352. Monty Montie

    May 23, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    Little did we know the GOAT was right here in our faces all along and it’s the Truth

  353. BrandAccount

    May 23, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    2:21 I just realized there’s a triangle in the wheelchair icon cus Paul pierce shit his pants lol

  354. Babajide Otitoola

    May 23, 2020 at 11:49 pm

    At the end of the day…the journalists are the most objective when picking teams. The players and fans just do dumb shit

    • Babajide Otitoola

      May 24, 2020 at 4:23 pm

      There is a level of bias everywhere but I would rather have Journos do the job than players. Giannis freaking picked Siakam, Embiid and the step back king Kemba….hahahaha

    • BrandAccount

      May 24, 2020 at 6:19 pm

      @Babajide Otitoola is that your example because those are good players

    • Babajide Otitoola

      May 24, 2020 at 6:28 pm

      @BrandAccount as first and second picks with all the talent on ground? My point is a large players will pick like Giannis (along relationship lines) while a smaller portion will pick like Lebron (purely business)

    • BrandAccount

      May 24, 2020 at 7:09 pm

      @Babajide Otitoola so bias they don’t realize the players they picked won’t play well together not only playing styles but also personality. Why game of zones not mention Kawhi doesnt like Lebron. Why would he help Lebron get goat status when he choose the Clippers in order to take it to Lebron lol

    • Babajide Otitoola

      May 24, 2020 at 7:37 pm

      @BrandAccount All choices have merits and demerits…to each his own. Good one bro

  355. [mad.monk]

    May 24, 2020 at 5:11 am

    this seems more like adam silvers real voice than his real voice

  356. max24

    May 24, 2020 at 5:44 am

    Damn, so epic.

  357. T

    May 24, 2020 at 5:59 am

    OMG this is so good LOL!!

  358. ICEY DICEY

    May 24, 2020 at 6:22 am

    I would replaced jayson Tatum with Jimmy Butler

    • bilinas mini

      May 24, 2020 at 2:59 pm

      I WANTED BRODIE SO BAD

  359. Chris Thompson

    May 24, 2020 at 8:13 am

    -“it’s Christian laetner”
    Mike Breen- “Bang” lol

    • bilinas mini

      May 24, 2020 at 2:58 pm

      FOR SEATTLE!!

    • Chris Thompson

      May 24, 2020 at 3:43 pm

      @bilinas mini I felt that too lol

  360. Anajah Bakker

    May 24, 2020 at 9:44 am

    Paul Pierce in this show is hilarious

  361. Anajah Bakker

    May 24, 2020 at 9:50 am

    We ride for seattle gave me the chills😭

  362. Topher

    May 24, 2020 at 11:02 am

    Tatum?

  363. smith lovy

    May 24, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    A bunch of low self esteem jack asses copying the Seattle comment.

  364. test channel

    May 24, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    That Inside theme is so good

  365. Jeremy Waynee

    May 24, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    7:35 Kawhi and Tatum rolling they’re eyes when LeBron suggested Purple and Gold

  366. Razak Abdulla

    May 24, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    No Westbrook wow!!

    • wnnalis cioov

      May 25, 2020 at 9:17 am

      Mama ,there goes that man 😂😂

  367. Daniel D

    May 24, 2020 at 11:38 pm

    lmao they really put Rudy touching Donovan’s face! bruh

  368. M2Waves

    May 25, 2020 at 5:43 am

    If you don’t like GoZ version of Jokic, then leave

    • alida flus

      May 27, 2020 at 3:51 pm

      -“it’s Christian laetner” Mike Breen- “Bang” lol

  369. wnnalis cioov

    May 25, 2020 at 9:16 am

    This chapter is brilliant. It gets better every time I see it. – Another vote for Vince Carter, who is 42, cool – Actually I’m 43 now

    • alida flus

      May 27, 2020 at 3:50 pm

      I would replaced jayson Tatum with Jimmy Butler

  370. Christopher Jordan

    May 25, 2020 at 11:54 am

    7:02 House Nuggets We Did It‼️

    • mikea hiooi

      May 25, 2020 at 11:23 pm

      OMG this is so good LOL!!

  371. Job Z

    May 25, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    Why pick Jason Tatum?

    • mikea hiooi

      May 25, 2020 at 11:22 pm

      Damn, so epic.

  372. Janjaranjanjan janjan

    May 25, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    Why pick Jason Tatum?

  373. Jan jaranjanjan

    May 25, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    Why pick Jason Tatum?

  374. jin kim

    May 25, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    I felt bad for laetner, at the end he looked so sad lmao

    • mikea hiooi

      May 26, 2020 at 4:18 pm

      -“it’s Christian laetner” Mike Breen- “Bang” lol

  375. Andrea

    May 25, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    What about ser trae young?! He deserved the spot in the battle

    • mikea hiooi

      May 26, 2020 at 4:18 pm

      I would replaced jayson Tatum with Jimmy Butler

  376. Still Searching

    May 25, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    They captured Christian Laettner. 🤣

    • okow tina

      May 30, 2020 at 1:00 pm

      7:35 Kawhi and Tatum rolling they’re eyes when LeBron suggested Purple and Gold

  377. Twan Burger

    May 25, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    End was fire.

    • okow tina

      May 30, 2020 at 1:00 pm

      That Inside theme is so good

  378. Dwayne Nunez

    May 26, 2020 at 8:21 am

    More like “ride for Florida” 😉

    • xoobo vola

      May 28, 2020 at 10:24 am

      A bunch of low self esteem jack asses copying the Seattle comment.

  379. Adam Perks

    May 26, 2020 at 11:07 am

    the greatest game of zones ep. ending EVER!!!

    • xoobo vola

      May 28, 2020 at 10:23 am

      Tatum?

  380. Yuvraj Johal

    May 27, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    Sign here to save the game of zones

    • monika laosi

      May 29, 2020 at 11:46 pm

      7:35 Kawhi and Tatum rolling they’re eyes when LeBron suggested Purple and Gold

  381. Ham W

    May 27, 2020 at 8:47 pm

    so they killed off 4 teams in Season 7

    • bilinas mini

      May 29, 2020 at 10:47 am

      7:35 Kawhi and Tatum rolling they’re eyes when LeBron suggested Purple and Gold

  382. TheWatcher1009

    May 28, 2020 at 12:54 am

    That Seattle bit got me. Real tears.

    • monika laosi

      May 29, 2020 at 11:46 pm

      That Inside theme is so good

  383. Mc LBJ

    May 28, 2020 at 6:24 am

    Melo would NEVER argue kyrie over cp3 neither would Westbrook.

    • xoobo vola

      June 1, 2020 at 12:56 am

      No Westbrook wow!!

  384. Drew Lopez

    May 29, 2020 at 3:25 am

    “No There no way I’m doing that” Chris Paul playing for Houston again 😂😂

  385. bilinas mini

    May 29, 2020 at 10:46 am

    “We ride for seattle” [everyone liked that]

  386. Charlie Dukes

    May 30, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    Stephen A Smith with the big words bro 😂😂😂😂

  387. xoobo vola

    June 1, 2020 at 12:55 am

    Paul: “he’s coming for me.” Wade: “No Paul” Paul: “Truth”

  388. Manuel Coichy

    June 3, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    Epic

  389. Public Contact

    June 3, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    Epic

  390. jamaicangirl2000

    June 9, 2020 at 12:23 am

    Did y’all peep Stephen A. Smith?

  391. Chris Yannes

    June 9, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    From now on everytime I see kyrie talk to refs or trash talk all I hear is “I’M AN ARTIST”

  392. Sergey Piterman

    June 9, 2020 at 11:08 pm

    “Because I’m Tom Gugliotta!!!”

    “No you’re not, you’re Bobby Sura”

    “oH RiGhT, yEa…”

  393. Nathan Jokinen

    June 11, 2020 at 12:06 am

    Why is Kawhi normal? I missed season 6 so I must have missed something big

  394. Mareo Banks

    June 13, 2020 at 6:14 am

    TNT should replace their Inside The NBA theme song with this one.. 0:52

  395. Enzo Hugo Tandiono

    June 13, 2020 at 8:28 am

    Who’s here after Kyrie disagreed with the NBA’s return?

  396. Tom Bystander

    June 23, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    2:41 jackie mcmullen doing that ahoooey. Is perfect, she does it on windys podcast all the time

  397. Ronnell Banks

    June 27, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    bitwit

  398. Bryan Renteria

    June 29, 2020 at 10:15 am

    For Seattle !!

  399. Esaiah Noah De leon

    July 7, 2020 at 5:09 am

    Adam Silver: “You may now sit down”

    Tacko: “I am already sit down”

  400. Coolquip43

    July 18, 2020 at 6:51 am

    i just realized the voice at 2:34 is actually howard beck

  401. BlitzTaifun / DragonScales

    July 21, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    3:10 Laettner looking sad that nobody remembers he was on the Dream Team lmao

  402. dut dut 2.0

    July 22, 2020 at 2:53 am

    pretty accurate because it’s demonstrating on how people have been brainwashed into hating this generation even though it’s the most talented era of basketball ever.

  403. Auliya Rasyad

    August 8, 2020 at 10:22 am

    this thing just keep getting better T.T

  404. bruce lau

    August 9, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    Of course they used the inside the NBA theme 🤣

  405. black mamba

    August 15, 2020 at 2:05 pm

    Hiw did you get permission to use the likeness of everyone in the nba and their name sake no one is suing you

  406. football access

    August 16, 2020 at 9:45 am

    I feel like the goat is Kevin durrant

  407. Jack Vanden Bosch

    August 18, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    I like how shaq actually sounds the same😂

  408. Graham Joseph

    August 21, 2020 at 8:46 am

    How did I not see Rudy touching Donvans face

  409. Sasa Bowtie

    August 23, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    dude loved Russell Westbrook’s outfit. I’m crying…

  410. Erik Kyle

    August 23, 2020 at 8:28 pm

    I’ve watched this episode at least 15 times and my favorite part is still the inside the nba jingle 😂

  411. Daniel Hernandez

    August 24, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    Bro why am I crying 😢

  412. RT

    August 26, 2020 at 11:38 pm

    This is so weird considering everything that’s happening right now

  413. Jonah Ahn

    August 27, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    So Klay is just going to be ignored.

  414. Smartest Idiot

    August 28, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    Damn…. Seattle SuperSonics
    Gary Payton

  415. 99

    August 29, 2020 at 1:46 am

    “Mama there goes that man—— horse” 😂

  416. yung thugar

    August 29, 2020 at 1:46 am

    “Mama there goes that man—— horse” 😂

  417. Heidi Bohannan

    August 29, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    philip defranco

  418. Bernard Evans

    August 30, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    SIR WARDELL STEPHEN CURRY II…..God that sounds majestic

  419. 1k subs with 0 videos

    August 30, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    To the person that’s reading this:

    You’re very intelligent and adorable human!
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  420. 1k subs with 0 video

    August 30, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    To the person that’s reading this:

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  421. 10k subs with 0 video

    August 30, 2020 at 11:44 pm

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  422. 3k subs with 0 video

    August 30, 2020 at 11:44 pm

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  423. Generine Mae Gonzales

    September 3, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    america’s got talent 2019

  424. Nakago Seiryu

    September 4, 2020 at 10:58 am

    Why kawhi leonard is not a monster anymore like when he’s in the Spurs?

  425. Ayush Garg

    September 5, 2020 at 10:32 am

    Stephen A 😂😂😂

  426. Marcus Rivero Rosas

    September 7, 2020 at 9:17 pm

    Jokic: “H-hey house nuggets we did it yeeeh!” Idk why I died when I saw this 😩😂😂

  427. EastEndgoat 713

    September 8, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Mama there’s goes that man….horse

  428. Kirsten Szajna

    September 10, 2020 at 10:40 am

    bigjigglypanda

  429. A Aron

    September 11, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    How come they never mentioned the Raptors championship in this series

  430. Sans the Skeleton

    September 12, 2020 at 7:36 am

    Imagine if adam silver actually said dis and seattle was chosen for the all star game

  431. Gaming Freak

    September 12, 2020 at 7:36 am

    Imagine if adam silver actually said dis and seattle was chosen for the all star game

  432. MangoBoiii

    September 12, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    I just realized they put the nba theme song in the beginning in medieval themed

  433. Arnav Vivek

    September 12, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    I just realized they put the nba theme song in the beginning in medieval themed

  434. Alex Rod

    September 12, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    WHERE IS LOWRY MAN

    • Alexander 2016

      October 15, 2020 at 9:38 am

      Toronto has already fallen…

  435. Jackson _12

    September 15, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    “Zach Levine’s pretty solid” “No he isn’t”

  436. e honda

    September 16, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    Boban : Yeah

  437. Ultraz 78

    September 16, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    Bleacher Report predicted that the Bucks and Raptors will fall in the playoffs

  438. Master Hertz

    September 19, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    He should’ve said “To the BUBBLE”

  439. warmpi

    September 20, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    The writing was so good. So many NBA inside references while maintaining the Game of Thrones theme. Just incredible.

  440. venturebros

    September 20, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    The writing was so good. So many NBA inside references while maintaining the Game of Thrones theme. Just incredible.

  441. Steven Gonzaga

    September 22, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    the bill simmons bostonia one was a very sneaky one

  442. Walter Johnson

    September 25, 2020 at 1:03 am

    6:48 😂😂

  443. Smartest Idiot

    September 30, 2020 at 11:24 am

    SEATTLE!

  444. Kenji Fujima

    September 30, 2020 at 11:24 am

    SEATTLE!

  445. MisterJonesification

    October 3, 2020 at 2:30 am

    Stephen A. Smith is loud and angry even in this universe lol.

  446. Laura Perez

    October 11, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Lmao Kyrie got snubbed and it showed Bill Simmons hahahaha

  447. ransac82

    October 15, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    Please bring this back….

  448. Van Ward

    October 16, 2020 at 11:54 am

    Damn wish this would come back!

  449. V. Ward

    October 16, 2020 at 11:54 am

    Damn wish this would come back!

  450. Minh Châu

    October 19, 2020 at 6:42 am

    cut

  451. ana maria garces

    October 19, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    justin timberlake

  452. Gian Erik Ngo

    October 20, 2020 at 12:06 am

    Butler > Tatum no cap

  453. David Lifschitz

    October 31, 2020 at 11:59 pm

    Ok it’s been 5 months and I still tear up whenever Adam Silver says “Tonight, we ride for Seattle”

  454. Josue Guillen

    November 2, 2020 at 1:34 am

    Tatum over Butler/Irving!? Smh

  455. spartanB0292

    November 2, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    Damn Paul George wasn’t even in the order of the all seeing eye

  456. christopher herrera

    November 7, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    awaken

  457. biggie dawg

    November 9, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    i didn’t think i could feel this many emotions while watching an eight minute basketball cartoon but damn

  458. Netflix filmes

    November 14, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    laurenzside

  459. Master Hertz

    November 29, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    No one:
    Not even the gods:
    The hound: “Fuck seattle”

  460. Kobe Austin

    December 5, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    LeBron: “I think we should all fight for the purple and gold”
    Kawhi and Jason Tatum: 😒😒😒

  461. SmxkeStacks

    December 5, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    LeBron: “I think we should all fight for the purple and gold”
    Kawhi and Jason Tatum: 😒😒😒

  462. bizor22

    December 13, 2020 at 3:06 am

    Anybody else peep how kyrie and bill Simmons made eye contact after he felt he got snubbed they looked heated

  463. blueonions yt

    December 13, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    I started crying uncontrollably at the Seattle part.

  464. Falcon 2850

    December 13, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    Chris Paul

  465. BTW 13

    December 31, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    who watching this Jan 2021

  466. Luis Jimenez Jr.

    January 16, 2021 at 11:13 pm

    We fight for Houston!

    Gets traded to Brooklyn

  467. Michael Allan Bernardo

    January 17, 2021 at 4:23 am

    No one’s talking about curry’s mouthpiece?

  468. Tony Don

    January 26, 2021 at 12:34 am

    Bleacher stole this idea from a guy in the comments that kept writing about NBA games in this fashion…i told the fucking idiot to copywriter idea and make an animation but he kept posting it for likes on hella NBA videos – Absolutely stupid!

  469. Sam M

    January 26, 2021 at 12:34 am

    Bleacher stole this idea from a guy in the comments that kept writing about NBA games in this fashion…i told the fucking idiot to copywriter idea and make an animation but he kept posting it for likes on hella NBA videos – Absolutely stupid!

    • MrTahref

      May 10, 2021 at 2:10 pm

      WOOW, i remember that guy lol. He wrote long stories in old english style but cause it was to long i didnt read all of it. They really copied his stories 100%?

    • Sam M

      May 10, 2021 at 6:20 pm

      @MrTahref Bro they took his shit. he’s an idiot. He was spamming all their comment sections with all those stories, especially when game of thrones was popular and I messaged him and said delete this shit and get an animator ASAP. a few weeks later this shit comes out and that’s it. Ideas are worth gold trust me

      from the general characters to the story lines if you see his comment again you’ll realise. Hopefully they hired him or some shit.

    • MrTahref

      May 11, 2021 at 4:22 am

      ​@Sam M Yep lets hope so.

  470. Tony Dondada

    January 26, 2021 at 12:34 am

    Bleacher stole this idea from a guy in the comments that kept writing about NBA games in this fashion…i told the fucking idiot to copywriter idea and make an animation but he kept posting it for likes on hella NBA videos – Absolutely stupid!

    • Tony Dondada

      May 10, 2021 at 6:20 pm

      @MrTahref Bro they took his shit. he’s an idiot. He was spamming all their comment sections with all those stories, especially when game of thrones was popular and I messaged him and said delete this shit and get an animator ASAP. a few weeks later this shit comes out and that’s it. Ideas are worth gold trust me

      from the general characters to the story lines if you see his comment again you’ll realise. Hopefully they hired him or some shit.

    • MrTahref

      May 11, 2021 at 4:22 am

      ​@Tony Dondada Yep lets hope so.

  471. Musa a

    January 30, 2021 at 12:54 am

    This stupid shows dead

  472. rajiv mehta

    January 30, 2021 at 3:36 am

    We need to form a fucking wall 😂

  473. Ryan Chen

    March 9, 2021 at 8:41 pm

    greatest goddamn show there is

  474. Brandon Webb

    March 19, 2021 at 7:33 pm

    Tatum on this team is hilarious. Who did that?

  475. Noah Vera

    April 6, 2021 at 10:32 pm

    2021 “Dream Team :
    Curry,
    Kyrie,
    CP3,
    Spida,
    Harden,
    PG13,
    Kawhi,
    LBJ,
    KD,
    Greek Freak,
    AD,
    Embid,
    Joker.
    Honorable mention:
    Luka, Rudy, Dame, and Booker.

  476. BigBallaツ

    April 6, 2021 at 10:32 pm

    2021 “Dream Team :
    Curry,
    Kyrie,
    CP3,
    Spida,
    Harden,
    PG13,
    Kawhi,
    LBJ,
    KD,
    Greek Freak,
    AD,
    Embid,
    Joker.
    Honorable mention:
    Luka, Rudy, Dame, and Booker.

  477. noah is crackedツ

    April 6, 2021 at 10:32 pm

    2021 “Dream Team :
    Curry,
    Kyrie,
    CP3,
    Spida,
    Harden,
    PG13,
    Kawhi,
    LBJ,
    KD,
    Greek Freak,
    AD,
    Embid,
    Joker.
    Honorable mention:
    Luka, Rudy, Dame, and Booker.

  478. AkaNash

    April 10, 2021 at 6:05 pm

    this is poetry

  479. Seth Martin

    April 18, 2021 at 1:33 am

    This episode is the masterpiece of the whole series

  480. Seth Martin (seth.martin)

    April 18, 2021 at 1:33 am

    This episode is the masterpiece of the whole series

  481. Gavin Lee

    May 8, 2021 at 6:13 pm

    Sigh…. I felt it when he said seattle

  482. Gowantha Charithal

    May 11, 2021 at 4:44 am

    Ser Luka Dunchich 😂

  483. Schwaz Ro Da

    May 12, 2021 at 1:05 am

    I come back to this video for 6:00

  484. Patrick Beck

    May 13, 2021 at 11:10 am

    “That’s Wally Szczerbiak”
    “No it can’t be”
    “Why not?”
    “Because I’m Wally Szczerbiak!” 😂😂

  485. The new Chris Paul

    May 19, 2021 at 1:02 pm

    Tatum over butler is funny af 😂

  486. Kell

    May 19, 2021 at 1:02 pm

    Tatum over butler is funny af 😂

  487. derrick bwonya

    May 24, 2021 at 4:34 am

    “It’s Christian Laettner”

    Mike Breen: Bang!

    😂😂

  488. Marian Eastridge

    May 24, 2021 at 12:59 pm

    The juicy honey rapidly boil because fiction lovely race up a literate thomas. stereotyped, auspicious debt

  489. Riley Donahue

    May 25, 2021 at 2:38 am

    The bill Simmons impression kills me

  490. Sports Call

    May 25, 2021 at 11:48 pm

    who are all the media del members?

  491. Kareem Hakemy

    May 28, 2021 at 6:51 pm

    Bill Simmons staring down Kyrie 😂😂😂

  492. UnBoxed

    June 4, 2021 at 3:04 pm

    This series was better scripted than most shows in 2021 🥲🤧

  493. Michael Montalto

    June 5, 2021 at 2:22 pm

    The prickly spike tribally beg because stop essentially relax below a literate authorization. garrulous, flimsy steel

  494. Ukiylan Jurina

    June 5, 2021 at 8:15 pm

    The blue shears happily decorate because zoology holly retire with a possessive girl. cumbersome, satisfying advertisement

  495. Josiah Buckets

    June 9, 2021 at 12:32 pm

    Go to 0:51 trust me

  496. Moses Ungson

    June 12, 2021 at 2:02 pm

    I thought they were going to screw up CP3 on this vid. Cause I really thought when Silver said “Chris Paul.” I thought he meant Rondo. 😂

  497. Robb Dark

    June 13, 2021 at 6:44 pm

    Brilliant simply brilliant.

  498. Drew M

    June 13, 2021 at 10:55 pm

    This whole thing was “Disrespectful”.. where was Sean Kemp?

  499. Ethan Porto

    June 14, 2021 at 1:46 am

    “He’s coming for me” “no Paul” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  500. Muhammad Ilham

    June 16, 2021 at 1:47 am

    That players voting scene are hilarious🤣

  501. Michael Montalto

    June 18, 2021 at 6:50 am

    The six sack formerly sip because storm pivotally juggle under a useless curler. eatable, imperfect daffodil

  502. Texas Outdoor Fanatic

    June 18, 2021 at 4:36 pm

    Watching this in the middle of the 2021 playoffs….turns out the two sub picks were good after all. Jokic and CP3

  503. Gregorius Rex

    June 19, 2021 at 9:08 am

    Candace Parker is adorable ain’t she

  504. Beast Incarnate

    June 23, 2021 at 6:03 am

    5:40 Little GOAT got Arrested
    Theres no grass to eat BTW.

  505. Papi J

    June 25, 2021 at 1:47 am

    6:47 I just now realized that Donovan Mitchell and Rudy Gobert were social distancing from the other players / knights, since at the time they were the team that got covid the day the nba was suspended.

  506. Mickhail Reeves

    June 25, 2021 at 8:01 pm

    He’s coming for me 😂

  507. Kevin Tan

    June 29, 2021 at 11:49 pm

    Lineup of
    Steph Harden Lebron AD Jokic
    Dame Luka Kawhi Tatum Embiid
    Gobert & CP3 as backup lmao

  508. Support

    July 1, 2021 at 11:40 am

    lol they got bill simmons spot on

    His smurk when Kyrie don’t make the team

  509. Mavs Fan

    July 7, 2021 at 2:04 pm

    Did anyone else see leech pass instead of league pass?😂

  510. Raghuveer Dubagunta

    July 22, 2021 at 12:16 am

    “We’ll be on the verge of extinction, like the ice peoples of Hockenia” 🤣🤣☠️☠️

  511. CookingSingle

    July 27, 2021 at 2:43 pm

    I miss this show.

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Game of Zones Season 7 (FULL)

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‘The GOAT’ | Game of Zones Series Finale S7E4

The battle between the Realm and the Dream Team has been decided, while the one true GOAT has been named. The epic conclusion of the series is here. (@StateFarm) Subscribe: Follow on IG: Follow us on Twitter: Like us on Facebook: Thank You Fanlings. #GameOfZones You want to prove you’re the GOAT? This is your…

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You want to prove you’re the GOAT?

This is your chance.

Yeah, yeah…no problem.

I mean, it’s just Michael Jordan, right?

We must destroy that which stands in our way.

The Mediadel.

Don’t show that kind of frustration

in front of Ser Jordan.

It’s like blood in the water.

Wait, what? I…

Cut away all your distractions.

Cut away self-doubt

and insecurity.

Once you have removed all

that does not serve you in battle,

you have found your Mamba form.

My fellow gods of tomorrow,

we are

the Dream Team’s nightmare!

Alright, Dream Team.

Welcome to my Eurostep!

Back screen! Back screen!

Where’s the foul? Where’s the foul?

James! You can’t flop!

Embiid’s having one of him lazy games.

Watch your back, Joel.

Do a 180! Do a 180!

Get that shit out of here!

Here we go, Process. Here we go!

How do you like the size of my hands?

Haha! Hey Larry, what do you think of this?

Wait, their big men…

they’re shooting threes!

Their big men are rangers!

I’m drowning in Ewing’s sweat!
I’m drowning in Ewing’s sweat!

Someone get Mullin!

Ayy! I’m White Walkin’ here!

A pass for you! A pass for you!

Watch Dell’s son!

Where’s the help?

Gobert, nice block!

Time for you to taste my invisible soup!

Are you seeing this?

This is the craziest battle I’ve ever seen!

Watch the Chainmail Man!

Who’s got the Chainmail Man?

My god, I’ve never seen so much strength!

Ref! Ref! His tunic’s untucked!

His tunic’s untucked!

You just got Processed.

This is for Toni Kukoc!

Ball don’t lie, bitch.

Watch Drexler! Watch Drexler!

Which one’s Drexler?

He’s like a…worse Jordan!

Watch Pippen!

Punch it! Punch it!

Chris, punch Pippen’s dong!

Ow.

Who’s on Jordan? Who’s got Jordan?

Touch his face, Rudy! Touch his face!

I touch his face!

YOU THINK THE PLAGUE BOTHERS ME?

HAHAHA!

He’s mine.

Oh LeBron, how I’ve waited for this…

Take it in.

Because this

is your LAST

LAST DANCE!

Good farmer!

Spare some wine for your GOAT?

Our goat don’t drink wine.

Heh.

I mean me.

King James.

The now undisputed greatest knight of all time.

Nah…

nobody’s better than Michael Jordan.

Well, uh,

you know, I defeated him.

Saved the Realm,

no big deal.

Heh. OK.

Is that LeBron James?

Sure is.

Well, what’s he want?

Just a little celebratory wine is all.

He says he’s better than Ser Jordan.

It’s true actually.

Oh, come on.

Jordan’s got six rings!

Yeah. Jordan’s a killer.

Never lost a Finals.

Says he beat him in some big battle.

OK, well, Jordan’s like 60,

so who gives a shit?

Well actually, he was in his prime

because he used magic Soul Box shards

on the Dream Team and…

Have you not heard of any of this?

No.

Well, check your highlight ravens.

Haven’t gotten any.

What about your local sports crier?

Nope.

No news or nothing.

Social media ravens have been down

for a while too.

Wait. So you’re telling me,

we just had the biggest, most epic battle

in the history of the Realm

and nobody heard about it?

Guess not.

What the–

Now THIS is great.

Finally we can just play basketball.

No blog boys around to criticize us.

We’ve got no haters in the stands.

Yeah…it’s um…

it’s nice.

A bit boring, though.

Realm officials?

Ugh.

Everyone, just be cool.

Kyrie started it!

Yeah this was ALL Kyrie.

I don’t even know these dudes.

LeBron?

What have you done!?

You saved the Realm.

I liberated it.

You didn’t have to burn it all down.

You’ve destroyed everything.

The stats. The history. The stories…

the gossip, the ignorant critiques,

the unfounded trade rumors.

After all I’ve done for you!

I finally beat Ser Jordan

and now there’s no Mediadel to talk about it!

Ah, so that’s what this is about?

That I’ve spoiled your coronation ceremony.

Don’t be fooled, Ser Anthony.

His whole selfless teammate act

is just that…

an act.

Behind those corny dad jokes

is an insatiable appetite for adoration.

Kyrie, you must understand that

with the Mediadel in shambles

there is nobody to generate interest in our battles.

Our ratings are dim.

Our economy is failing.

Every second a fanling isn’t obsessing on

Ben Simmons trade rumors

or RJ Barrett’s progress

is one they are spending exploring other passions

like science, philosophy,

or even worse,

spending time with their families.

What can I say?

I guess I ruined something else.

We’re going to have to

suspend you indefinitely for this.

But,

considering you are a star knight,

we would be willing to commute your sentence

if…

you and your crew of…

“grumpy boys”

agree to rebuild the Mediadel.

You’ve still got so much potential, Kyrie.

Don’t waste it sulking here in the dark.

Don’t tell me what to do.

I’m not your sidekick anymore.

Very well.

Burned down the Mediadel, eh?

What!? Hello?

I’ve burned a few things down in my day.

OK. Like what?

House Sixers.

Maester Hinkie?

How long have you been down here?

Oh, quite some time.

The only thing that sustains me is knowing that

somewhere, beyond those bars,

Joel Embiid,

Ben Simmons

and I assume Jayson Tatum

are now a dynasty.

Tell me,

how many championships have we won?

Um…

Oh, what I’d give

for the chance to show the world

I can do more than just burn things down.

Tell me about it.

Destruction is the easy part.

Any cynic can tear things down

and call themselves a genius,

but it takes a true visionary

to actually improve things,

to build a better world.

That’s the part

I was really looking forward to.

That’s the real challenge.

So now you want us to just rebuild this place?

What about your whole rant about haters?

I gotta say,

being in the dungeon for almost a day

really changed me.

I realized the haters are what fuel us.

Without conflict, there is no story.

And our Realm is as much about the stories

as the battles themselves.

OK, well…

also if we don’t rebuild this,

we won’t be rich anymore and

we’ll have to get real jobs.

-I’m in
-That sounds good
-Works for me
-You got it

So what do we do?

Russ, you throw up bricks from a distance.

Kevin, collect all your burners

and start repopulating the ravenry.

Draymond, you’re the guy

on the construction site that yells at everybody.

Jimmy,

you’re also that guy.

Boogie,

you’ll handle the engineering and blueprints.

Why me?

Because you’ve got vast experience with technicals.

Swamp Dragon,

you’ll be doing the welding.

And Melo,

you’re on the bench.

Oh, come on. I’m good again!

I gotta say, Kyrie,

I’m impressed.

This is a top-two Mediadel, all-time.

There’s one last thing to do.

All the books and histories of this Realm

were destroyed in the fire.

They must be rewritten.

Let the Truth fill these books.

Ladies and gentlemen of Balleros,

we are here to bestow upon King James

the most exalted title of

GOAT of GOATs.

For he hath led his knights to victory

against a foe once believed unbeatable,

the Dream Team.

In doing so

he defeated prime Michael Jordan,

earning him the title of

the greatest knight of all time.

Hashtag washed king, eh?

Thank you everyone,

but today isn’t really about me.

It’s about my teammates.

It’s about all the legends who came before me.

Of course the fanlings,

the Mediadel maesters

and the future GOATs who

may one day take this crown from me.

Thank you.

Corny!

Now, before we officially crown King James,

are there any objections?

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh…

Are we sure he’s better than Jordan?

I mean…

you could make the case…

LeBron got lucky, you know?

Hear hear!

Yeah, I mean, I was at the battle,

and don’t get me wrong.

LeBron was incredible.

But…

it was only one battle.

Best of seven?

I’m putting my money on Jordan.

What?

I don’t know.

I gotta disagree with you, Chuck.

I think now that these guys finally beat the Dream Team,

I think that’s all the evidence I need to say that

the GOAT…

it’s gotta be Tatum, right?

Right? It’s gotta be Jayson Tatum.

What? Jayson Tatum?

Has everyone gone mad?

Where’s Nick Wright?

Think the dragon got him.

Now hold on, everyone.

I am lucky enough to witness

King James’ greatness,

night in and night out.

What he does at his age

is truly unprecedented.

Thank you.

That being said…

What?

One could argue…

he’s not even the best knight on his own team.

Well, now hold on.

The numbers cannot be denied.

I have amassed the most points

of any knight in history.

Also, six rings.

Five more and you can talk, child.

I have 11 reasons why I am the GOAT.

I would kick LeBron’s ass!

THIS DEBATE IS OVER.

I. AM. THE. GOAT.

But let me ask you this.

What does the word GOAT mean to you, anyway?

-This should be good.
-Kyrie’s gonna throw someone under the bus!
-Everyone shush, I want to hear this!

What makes a GOAT?

Is it the rings?

Is it the stats?

Is it the style?

No.

It’s the story.

There’s nothing more powerful

than a good story.

And who has a better story…

than Paul Pierce?

What?

Paul Pierce not only has a championship ring,

and was a 10-time All-Star,

but he did it all

after being stabbed.

He once hit a game-winning bank shot

and when asked if he called ‘bank,’

he said ‘I called game.’

A crippled man

who became the most interesting

maester in the Mediadel

when he had the courage to say

he was better than Dwyane Wade.

He’s right!

Kyrie’s right about something!

That shot over Al Harrington was all-time!

To Paul Pierce,

the true GOAT!

PAUL PIERCE! PAUL PIERCE! PAUL PIERCE!

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‘The Long Episode’ | Game of Zones S7E3

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Ser Jordan and the entire Dream Team are back!

And they are going to destroy our realm

one house at a time.

Ser Jordan seeks to permanently end the debate,

to prove he is the GOAT of GOATs

It’s no use. There’s not a house in this realm

that could beat the Dream Team.

You’re right.

That’s why we’ve got to build one.

So, without further ado, I will announce

the members of the Super Super House

hereby known as the Knights of the Round Ball,

as selected by the Maesters of the Mediadel.

-Are you bloody serious? The Mediadel?
-What do they know?

So where is this big battle supposed to take place?

Tonight, we ride…

for Seatttle.

Men, our enemy doesn’t tire.

They don’t manage their loads.

Their fundamentals are perfect,

and they don’t get distracted
by social media ravens.

Expect relentless hand-checking

and ruthless physicality.

Not exactly your best pump-up speech there, Doc.

How much practice time do we have?

Our scouts say they’ll be here before dawn.

Ugh. Look at this roster.

They’re all masters of their positions.

So we go positionless. It’ll confuse them.

We’ve gonna have to be hyper efficient.

Attack the rim or stay back behind the arc.

Rangers, let ’em fly from deep early.

That’ll force them to respect our spacing.

Yes, I will hit them with a barrage of step backs.

And my passing ability will make them go

“WOW! I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS FROM A BIG MAN.”

And I’ll make sure to come up with some

wily bullshit that will get them technical fouls.

Right. You tell the refs the minute

you see one of their tunics come untucked.

We’ll need every edge

we can get against the Dream Team.

We could try going 2-3,

and force them into a long game of zones.

Nope, ’90s rules.

That would be illegal defense.

Crazy idea here, but uh,

we could go small.

Mike…no.

Look,

we have the talent,

we have the skills,

and we have the strategy.

But the reason I KNOW we will prevail

is that we’ve got…

the ultimate weapon.

Analytics?

No…

You.

Oh, yeah…

no, I’ve got this…

Go right for the heart.

You take Ser Jordan one-on-one

and push his ass around.

If he falls, they break.

You want to prove you’re the GOAT?

This is your chance.

Yeah…yeah…no problem.

I mean it’s just Michael Jordan, right?

You know that?

Will you excuse me for a second?

I actually have to

take my talents to the chamber pot…

thanks.

He’s got this.

Hello everyone.

Welcome to the first ever meeting of

the Order of the All-Seeing Eye.

Now, of course

by “eye,” I mean “me.”

I am all seeing.

In case you didn’t know, I’m a genius.

I invited you all here

not because we’re friends,

but because WE are part of a spiritual house,

one built around our

shared hatred of a common enemy.

Nik Stauskus.

-KAT!
-Playing defense!
-Balls!

Guys, no.

Steph Curry?

Kevin Durant.

No. Guys, no.

You’re all here as victims of great snubbery,

excluded from All-Realm teams,

harassed by ignorant ‘fanlings,’

chastised by analytics blog boys

living in their parents’ dungeons.

But let us wallow no longer

in the backcourt of despair,

for the shot clock on our slander nears zero.

I have a dream,

a vision of a Realm with no haters,

no ‘hot takes’

and no raven trolls

sowing the seeds of disunity.

A realm where we can just

play basketball in peace.

But first,

we must destroy that which stands in our way:

THE MEDIADEL!

Here here!

But isn’t the Mediadel too powerful?

What’s your plan, Kyrie?

He doesn’t need a plan, Draymond.

He’s an artist. He improvises.

I’m an artist, Kevin.

You never let me do what I want.

Yes I did.

I left that so you could

take whatever stupid shots you please.

This group is gonna destroy itself

before it destroys the Mediadel.

Well then we better get started.

Follow me.

He went to the bench feeling heated

Down from his post up high

Over the boos of the crowd and the whistles

They all heard his famous cry

You can get two shots

when a soft knight flops

But a ball will never lie

Poor Sheed can plead

while the refs plays deaf

That a ball will never lie

That was actually quite good, Dame.

Yeah, for a knight. Wow.

Yeah, for a musician…

it’s not great.

But for a knight… it’s pretty legit.

Now Oladipo…whew!

HE’S good for a bard.

Like, he’s legitimately good.

Indubitably. Oh my god,

when he played Thingithmagigith on The Masked Singer?

Oh my god, indubitably.

Oh, yeah yeah.

His voice is so good, it makes my arms blush.

Alllllright…

Well, if the Realm is ending tomorrow,

I’ve got some things to take care of.

James, you should get some rest.

Are you going to bed?

Uh, something like that.

What was that about?

He’s going to a brothel.

Snitch!

What it do?

James, uh, wait up. Wait up!

What in seven hells was that?

I’ll tell you.

Before Brooklyn,

House Nets hailed from Jersey,

but the fanlings were few,

so the Lords of House Nets attempted a rebrand.

They designed a new court,

new tunics, armor and…

a new mascot.

But some thought this new mascot was just

too cool.

That the realm wasn’t ready

for something so…

totally radical.

Swamp Dragons? That’s a myth.

Is this another one of your conspiracy theories?

See for yourself.

Hey, Kyrie! What’s up? You’re back!

Hey, you brought some cool dudes?

‘Sup, dudes?

I hear you guys want to totally wreck the media.

I’m down.

Don’t show that kind of frustration
in front of Ser Jordan.

It’s like blood in the water.

Oh. Looks like we’ve got a Jordan expert
over here, eh?

You could say that.

Kobe?

I figured I could be of some service.

Wait, you want to help us defeat Jordan?

But you’ve always worshiped him.

Aye.

He inspired me,

but I kneel to no man.

I serve the good of the Realm.

You must continue

to move the game forward, King James.

You are my legacy.

Those knights in there,

they are our legacy.

I sense doubt.

Look, I know I have the size,

the skill, the power, but…

this is Ser Jordan!

I mean, the guy scored 38 points in the Finals

when he had the PLAGUE!

Yes, he’s a killer.

And to defeat him,

one must become a killer.

Wait, what?

Cut away all your distractions.

Cut away self-doubt and insecurity.

Once you have removed

all that does not serve you in battle,

you have found your mamba form.

I’m sorry…

I don’t think I understand.

I’m saying…

you need to shave your head.

It’s a shame.

the world is going to end tomorrow,

and I don’t even know how it began.

I heard that our world was made when

the gods smashed two universes together.

That’s why it doesn’t make much sense, you know?

LeBron?

What happened to you?

So? What do you think?

Looks good.

Finally.

OK, phew!

Because I just shaved off

like forty thousand gold worth of hair potions.

What in the seven hells?

They’re here.

Halt!

Ser Jordan!

End this now before you embarrass yourself.

Wait, what are you all doing here?

It’s not safe.

It is now.

For House Sunkings will defend the realm.

What’s a Sun King?

We are a newly formed superhouse comprised of the

best knights from House Suns and House Kings.

Alone, we wallow in eternal mediocrity.

Maybe worse!

But together,

we stand toe-to-toe with anyone.

You should leave now, before it’s too late.

The Dream Team will be here any minute.

Well then…

Sun Kings! Ready yourselves.

Guys, guys. I can’t watch you get slaughtered.

Let me join you.

We don’t need you.

We have Deandre Ayton and uh…

who is the guy we took over Luka?

Jaren Jackson!

Marvin Bagley.

Marvin Bagley, yes!

Ugh.

Knuckleheads!

Sun Kings!

Flame your balls!

What?

I’m not gonna say it.

Sun Kings! ATTACK!

We don’t need Luka!

[Battle cries]

[Battle cries fade]

I don’t know anything about the Sun Kings,

but the Sun Kings in trouble.

Well,

there goes eight easy wins.

Yes.

I would absolutely take Jahlil Okafor over Ben Simmons.

Um…

Can we talk about how we’re being

attacked by Russell Westbrook right now?

Block the lanes!

Ha! Russ attacking the media?

What else is new?

Come on. He shoots twenty percent from the outside.

I wouldn’t be too concerned.

I don’t care about the numbers.

I mean, he’s got that killer instinct.

I want him taking the fi—

I told you!

The Swamp Dragon…

It lives.

IT LIVES!

Alright, I have a little pump-up speech I prepared.

You know?

Actually, guys, I would be selling you all short

if I read from this shit.

So I’m gonna go straight from the heart.

If you’re to believe the old heads,

our enemy hails

from an era far superior to our own.

They are slayers of giants,

ogres and dragons.

Untouchable.

Immortal!

They are the gods of this game.

And we should just

get on our knees and thank them

for the right to live in their shadow.

But against the hollow ghosts of the past,

the future is the eternal underdog.

Today,

we fight with the wind at our backs.

And those gusts howl

with the cries of

legendary knights, yet unborn.

Now I could go on,

but our generation

doesn’t have the attention span for that.

So let’s go out there,

and show them

what efficient basketball looks like!

MY FELLOW GODS OF TOMORROW,

WE ARE

THE DREAM TEAM’S

NIGHTMARE!

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